Soimgunna

A common term for the words "So I'm going to". Soimgunna is said quickly all in one word

Jason said I can leave work early, "Soimgunna"

by JPgunnnerz April 19, 2022

Soid

The lowest possible form of existence deemed passable to the general public.

Last summer I went full soid. I stayed in my room, played videogames, didn't shower, A/C on, and curtains drawn, with blue skies and a million things to do at my fingertips. I was so soid.

Last summer I went full soid. I spent two weeks building a jetty out of raw materials to explode frozen toads with underpowered fireworks. I was so soid.

by ElSloppo August 27, 2022

Soil caked

Ha made you look dipshit

You looked up soil caked dumbass

by Angry Kermit July 11, 2022

floor soil

When one poos his/her self on an unknowing person's floor. Popular in Central America as a welcoming to new neighbors or as an insult. The poo is often brown.

Dude... We've been floor soiled!!!! This suxxxx.

by smack_attack November 26, 2010

chocolate soil

Chocolate soil: Noun

When your ex comes in the room and you sh*t yourself.

Oh no! I've just made some chocolate soil and it ain't smelling good!

by InappropriateTankToad November 22, 2016

Home soil

When you need a shit but you don't want to drop it at your buddy's house or out in the wild. You'd much prefer to get back to the comfort of your own toilet for a nice home soil.

Craig: "Dude, you left super early this morning I didn't even see you go."

Steve: "Yeah I needed a home soil man, your toilet's nasty af."

by Kimotabraxas June 6, 2021

bon soif

"i hope you enjoy your drink", usually said to someone about to drink anything; like "bon appetit", but for thirst

Jon: "Just got myself some Coke, heading your way now"
Jared: "bon soif, you late fuck"

by thekvant June 17, 2023