smigger

an african american smurf

In a group of blue smurfs from the mushroom patch, that smigger didn't fit in.

by Theebag October 15, 2006

singer spill

Top 7 Singer Spills:

7 - Vanilla milkshake on monkey at the zoo

6 - Rootbeer float on Steve Hindman's lap

5 - Biting into a jelly donut in front of the Wayne coffe maker, and jelly spirted out all over the carpet in a high velocity stream

4 - Cheesecake spill on general Manager (Sandra Bond's) Lap

3 - Beer spilled on VP (Buyens) at Gino's Steaks

2 - 2/25/05 coffee on the desk accompanied by major cursing

1 - Nacho Cheese dip all over Simosik's carpet.

by Geoff Christ March 1, 2005

Smidgemeter

A unit of measurement, smaller than the millimeter. Created by Whitney and Jolee when they were trying to describe the length of something.

Jolee: how long was that test, anyways?

Whitney: just a smidgemeter longer than the last one.

by mabelleisa December 12, 2010

Shminge

The act of shitting in a minge

"I heard last night he done a shminge to somebody"

by Steelydanman February 14, 2018

nerd slinger

A special kind of nerd. This nerd is probably at the very top of the Nerd Hierachy. The nerd level is so high, that anyone in the direct field of his presence would probably be infected with his/her nerd virus. Very dangerous.

Dude1: "Holy ****. a nerd slinger."
Dude-ette1: "Quick, to the escape hatch."

by John Connor 2006 February 4, 2006

Yogart Slinger

Another name for a cock that can shoot huge loads.

"Some hose hound was suckin on my yogart slinger 2 hrs. after draggin her out of the bar."

by Zedonks March 11, 2009

Semen Slinger

Another word for a male porn star or gay man.

Dirk Diggler and Ron Jeremy are two of the most well known Semen Slingers in the porn industry.

And a few of the best well known gay Semen Slingers in music would have to be Boy George and Freddy Mercury.

by SassyJax01 December 16, 2012