Scarffle

The gurgle sound in the esophogus before air expells from the throat. Sometimes results in a burp.

Did you hear that? I scarffled..

by Peanutbrittlefart August 14, 2010

poop scarfer

someone or something that ingests poop at a rapid rate.

GUY: my dog is such a poop scarfer

by Dick Dangles October 6, 2011

doggy scarf

a scarf put on a doggy,

"dude look at the dog, i put a scarf on him .... now he has a doggy scarf"

doesnt he look cute

by kregg December 25, 2004

kitty scarf

a scarf put on a kitty.. used when kittys get cold

also see a doggy scarf

PERSON 1: hey pussy, you cold?

ADORA-KITTY:yes

PERSON1: go get a kitty scarf!

by craigums December 6, 2005

Slarf

When a member of the opposite or same sex removes your dangle from any of their lower orifices and proceeds to slobber furiously.

The cousin of the infamous ass to mouth combo.

"You wouldn't think so, but WOW Bridget knows how to slarf."
"It was kinda weird when she started slarfing all over my junk"
"I totally slarfed my boyfriend last night."

by Richard Pierce October 18, 2007

Scarface

One of the best rappers to hit the game.. Top 5.. Nas is the best of course.. Rapper who lays shit down like dolo.

Scarface is God.. You know how we do.. Scarface rocks da joint

by Deetsx December 12, 2004

sharf

to shit and barf at the same time, a common symptom of the flu; a more crass version of shomit. A shart will sometimes preclude a sharf, so pray that a toilet is nearby.

"Homey, I have to lay off the Mexican food, especially the tequila shots. I spent all morning on the toilet sharfing my brains out!"

"Dude, you're a sharf monkey!"

"C'mon, don't make me laugh or I'll sharf all over you!"

by Johnny Blanco January 2, 2009