Sludge Fuck

Reserved only for the sick and twisted. A sludge fuck entails having sexual intercourse atop the deficit of each of the members involved (no pun intended). The warm gooey goodness spreads all over the participants and it somehow arouses them. Yikes.

Why let your shit go to waste!? Try sludge fucking!

by The Alchoholic Insomniac November 7, 2004

Dick Sludge

Another term for semen

Jon fired his load of Dick Sludge over that prostitutes belly.

by Lubricated Larry October 4, 2013

sludgehammer

Occurs when the girl lays at the edge of the bed naked while the guy stands above her head (also naked) and quickly drops on her face causing her legs to shoot up paralell; the guy will then quickly grasp her legs pulling directly back causing him to be on bottom on a little thing they call 69.

I gave this girl the best sludgegammer last night, her lakes looked like rubber.

Greg, you shoulda seen me sludgeham this chick last night.

by Back-yard bandit January 13, 2005

Sludge Hammer

When a male smears his penis in shit and repeatedly cocksmacks his girlfriend, usually performed in a construction site porto-potty.

Yeah, we were working on the new municipal building and I gave my girlfriend the old Sludge Hammer during lunch break.

by DieMinze May 17, 2010

Sludging

Aggressive anal pumpage (AAP) resulting in a holy mess in the form of copious bodily discharge.

"Stuart and Paul, the local benders, were caught sludging in Tesco's carpark the other day. The dirty bastards."

by J.Stein April 16, 2008

Sludger

A kid who:
Hates his little sister
wears a backwards hat
plays baseball
his neighbor is a senior citizen who hates him
watch ninja turtles (hence the name because ninja tutles got caught in sludge)

"that kid is such a sludger"
dennis the menace
bart simpson
the sandlot kids

by mike mcloor September 26, 2006

Slud

Slap and Thud in one word, the sound a .22 air rifle pellet makes when it hits a pidgeon.

man A: I went hunting today.
man B: You catch anything?
man A: Yeah, i hit a wood pidgeon right in the boiler room, you shouldve heard the SLUD!

by southwalessniper July 12, 2012