slumberschmacked

Being so tired that you become drunk without any actual alcohol involved

Person 1: yo you drunk?
Person 2: nah I’m just slumberschmacked

by schmark123 June 24, 2018

slumberbater

A slumbering man or woman who pleasures themself while in the presence of another slumbering individual. Unkowingly to the slumberbater they may or may not try to interact with said slumbering individual.

I didn’t know you where a full on Slumberbater
Oh I must have been slumberbating again... do you need a mankin.

by Lilmisscunt May 7, 2018

sluteroni

a slut that is fat with fat fingers

she is such a sluteroni

by therealblasian September 6, 2018

Subergatory

When living in the Suburbs becomes a life of staying in the same place , day after day, year after year and nothing changes.
And you start wondering if anything WILL actually change. But, it gets even more mundane.

Passport used monthly. Glam squad for weekly parties. Hired helped to maximize sleep and allow time for beauty treatments. NOW, subergatory means married with kid and living in a cul de sac where neighbors are boring , going to stores and doing errands yourself are the New norm. No more treatments and no more high end shopping OR Stilletoes

by I pee glitter January 6, 2019

Slumberland Furniture

A wonderful place in Minnesota where dreams come to die, shitty furniture with a big tag on it, some salesmen are cool drug dealers and others are stuck up old bitches, but hey come on in because It's "A Good Life" ©

Hey Tom Wana go to slumberland Furniture no George that place is depressing as hell

by Okay sure man February 6, 2019

Slobertin

A term meaning head typically used by retarded redneck teenagers

Will: Hey Charlie how was prom
Charlie: fuck off I got some slobertin

by Lotionaman69 May 8, 2019

slumberparty

A party with no slumber

Let’s have a slumberparty with everyone

by Futher mucking tea May 20, 2019