siberian sledge hammer

When you stick an ice cube up a girls ass then fuck her as hard as you can

"wow im still so sore from last night" said sarina
"why what happened?" asked layla
"mike gave me a siberian sledge hammer"

by scizzott November 9, 2007

knock-kneed, hammered-down, hollow-chested, smelly sack of Siberian sheep shit

a loser or piece of shit individual; a tool or undeniable goof.

I have absolutely no respect for that knock-kneed, hammered-down, hollow-chested, smelly sack of Siberian sheep shit...what a scumbag!

by weave March 24, 2003

Simmer

To desperately need a cigarette

Mike and Geast have been simmerin all day! Someone should give them a cigarette !!

by Simmerrrrrr September 29, 2011

Andy Samberg

n. A finishing maneuver during sexual intercourse;
Similar to the "money shot" but sloppier

See: "careless sploosh"

Liam: "Hey man, I totally Andy Samberg'd my girl in the car earlier."

Peter: "I can tell, bro...it's everywhere."

by Sandbox Czar July 27, 2011

simpering twat

A person who constantly whines, moans and simpers about the trivialities of their existence.

Danny is such a simpering twat. He always moans about how small his dick is.

by expres April 21, 2011

Handy Samberg

When one is given a hand job on a boat or watercraft.

Man, me and my girl went out on the lake in my boat and she gave me a Handy Samberg.

by iMURDER December 15, 2010

Silbernagel

A Jewish person that has NO friends often referred to as a "Football Star". Often made fun of for being poor or gay

A silbernagel is usually a homosexual male that often has the first name of Matthew not referring to anyone specifically.

silbernagel's are often found in the poor areas of a town or the soup kitchen and even sometimes found sleeping under a park bench.

Wow that man sure is one poor gay "silbernagel".

by OwN3DxByxGingerxJesusxLoL November 25, 2011