Meaty puddle slapper

One huge, impressive beast of a penis that is best used to slap a vagina into submission.

"That bitch was wet, but far too tight for me to slip it in her, so I just got my Meaty puddle slapper on the case"

by Afeps February 19, 2010

Taiwanese Spunk-slapper

That moment when a Taiwanese person slaps the growing smelly mold on your dick crease.

Mike: Dude! I visited Taiwan for my summer vacation and I witnessed Taiwanese Spunk-slapper in action!
James: No way, man. I was the Taiwanese Spunk-slapper!

by NigNogTheBeaner July 27, 2018

2nd Column Shopper

When someone shops based on the price alone instead of the actual item they are buying, derived from the fact that most websites, menus and whatnot lists their price on the 2nd column. In other words, either a cheapskate or automatically assuming the most expensive option is best (open to interpretation).

1. "Mary only bought a side of eggs because it was the cheapest option on the menu, and she's still hungry. What a 2nd column shopper."
2. "Mike just got $100K car, but completely ignoring the fact that it has the reliability of a heroin junkie having withdrawal. Gotta love people who only look at the 2nd column!"

by edw007 January 23, 2019

batter bitch slapper

A mechanical industrial machine used to stir bread batter.

"Here on this side of the room, we have the new batter bitch slapper. It works so much better than the batter blower.

by Savagecarcas October 5, 2022

Fart slapper

A person who farts in a public place and fans their ass making it appear that they are slapping their fart

Reed- wow ... Smell that
Ranger - stop it Reed ur such a fart slapper

by 1968camaro/ss June 1, 2010

Stalker Shopper

A person that "hangs out" in retail establishments looking for random people to talk to about their beliefs or opinions. Topics can range from religious beliefs to the dangers of certain nutrients in their diet.

I have turned into a stalker shopper magnet. I can't go any where without a random person walking up to me and talking about some bizarre topic that I don't even care about.

by Lolita0891 April 13, 2014

slapper

1. A loose woman who is in need of being screwed back together. The usage implies that there is not the slightest doubt about the identity of this female.

2. A greeting for someone you really get on well with or, alternatively, whom you actively detest.

1. "Bob gave that slapper one" (The word THAT signifies the interlocutor's certain recognition)

2. "Hello you old slapper!" (The last word is emphasised)

by before we get to the tits! January 10, 2009