scoop baby

when a woman performs oral sex on a man then removes the ejaculate from her mouth and places it inside her vagina to get pregnant.

That baby aint mine we didn't have sex…she must have done a scoop baby!!

by longbear gunns April 17, 2014

Urt Scoop

The action of riskily grabbing something quickly before anyone else has a chance too; especially if referring to the ball in Halo Grifball.

Holy shit dude, I just Urt Scooped that jont!

by TucaGames November 23, 2016

What a scoop!

Ne haber ama!

A piece of surprising news. A surprising hearing.

- Oh, my husband feels the same way about this palace. We all hate, actually.
- Really? What a scoop!

by laviniaque November 5, 2019

Kook-scoop

Noun; News, information or stories, that seem(s) to be crazy talk or otherwise obviously impossible.

Joe came home late telling some kook-scoop story about a flat tire! I already knew where he was though!

by McSouthFl September 21, 2019

Cum scoop

A tool used to remove the cum out of the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis.

Johnny didn’t have a condom so he pinched his foreskin together when he blew his load. Luckily Lucy had a cum scoop handy for a quick clean out!

by Truffleshuffle4l March 20, 2020

jungle scoop

Standing up while wiping your ass and looking behind you as you wipe. This is to ensure no creepers come behind you and get all weird.

This was also done in the jungles of Vietnam to prevent attacks from behind you as you wiped.

I had to jungle scoop after taking a shit to protect myself from a Viet Cong ambush.

by TL0ve1 April 3, 2017

juicy scoop

Some specific information that happens to be particularly interesting.

We found some real juicy scoops when we researched about 9/11.

by Pen-man March 13, 2018