schwanzdooker

(n) Shh, wawn, z, dū, ker- the temporary name for the object just out of your reach, and/or just out of your immediate vocabulary.

Him-Hand me that thing right there
You-youre going g to need to be more specific
Him-Hand right there, the schwanzdooker
You-oh of course!!

by joshmyhero November 22, 2016

Schmangled

When something is distorted.

“What is that?”

“I can’t tell, the image is all schmangled

by Jillnye February 21, 2018

Schwinger

An object in fast motion carrying high velocity that strikes another person and inflicts pain.

Marshall gave me a schwinger right to my beans!

by Rat Kraas August 7, 2018

schlangus

anything that is bad

Shove it up your schlangus

by samklaplun November 4, 2018

Schwanzus Blasus

A mixture of the german and latin form of telling somebody to suck your dick.

A: Hey you over there! Schwanzus Blasus!
B: No you perv! Suck yourself!

by .NINO February 25, 2019

schwanding

A term coined by the Johnjay and Rich radio show. It means "show bonding."

Everyone on the show participated in a juice cleanse as a schwanding activity.

by SegNerd September 15, 2019

Schlangin'

A term used to describe the action performed by a prostitute who delivers their services via a penis.

A combination of Schlong and Slang.

Schlong= Penis.

Slang = to sell (dope).

"Broh his dick is massive. He schlangin'."

by Rehawse December 29, 2020