Schrödinger’s Smartass

A person who posts or says things (usually in reaction to something they know nothing about) in an attempt to seem smart and decides whether they were correct based on the consensus of people around them.

Guy: holy shit social media is full of schrödinger’s smartasses.

Bruh: what do you mean?

Rando nigga: people who try to be smart but only keep saying shit if people agree with them, bunch of pussies really.
Guy: yeah, what he said.

by Don't pre order April 4, 2020

Schrödinger’s Hunger

A term used to define someone who is hungry based on the food presented to them.

Frank is a fine example of Schrödinger’s Hunger.

by Everythingistemporary April 10, 2020

Schrödinger’s Supreme Leader

Refers to the events surrounding late April of 2020 in which extensive rumors surfaced that Kim Jong Un, Supreme Leader of North Korea, had died. Because of secrecy from within North Korea, no one really knew what the fuck was going on.

Rupert: Eyo remember the Schrödinger’s Supreme Leader thing?

Thomas: Oh yeah, that was fuckin’ wack!

by itbewhatitdo416 April 26, 2020

Schrödinger’s Closet

When your out to most people, but retain enough plausible deniability for when the conservative relatives come for thanksgiving

Bro, are you out to your family yet?
Kind of, but it’s more of a Schrödinger’s closet situation.

by Ur_Mom_Gae May 13, 2020

Schrödinger’s Closet

When your out to most people but have enough plausible deniability to stay out of deep shit when the conservative relatives come for Thanksgiving

I’m out to most people but not parts of my family.
That’s called Schrödinger’s Closet

by Ur_Mom_Gae May 13, 2020

Schrodinger's Dax

Someone who, when offered clout, is on the side of and against everyone to try to get more clout.

"Did you see Dax dissed Ksi and then tried to hop on his album?!"

"Yeah bro, the pioneer of being a Schrodinger's Dax"

by Georga admirer eg jeff May 23, 2020

Schrodinger's Sleep Deprivation

When your close friend/loved one cant figure out if you slept or not until they look at you posted today.

Jerry: dude you look so tired, you ok?
Steve: don't worry, it's just a case of Schrodinger's Sleep Deprivation, all we have to do is see what Tommy posted today
What Tommy posted today: Tuna fish is just fish only Tuna can eat!

by why does this exist? July 15, 2020