shmeat

Shmeat- when a penis is no longer than 3 1/2 inches and no more than a 3 inch girth it is also has other names such as : a samuel, an avion,sh-meewee,sh-meatball etc; basically its a small penis

I have a serious case of shmeat.

by itsmeboii June 16, 2017

Shmeatpean

n. A very large penis

"Yo did you see how big joes dick is, what a fucking shmeatpean!"

by Shmeatpean June 27, 2017

Shmeat

Thatsmokingti

Having a small dick

Your such a shmeat.
You got a shmeat

by jayzx03 November 13, 2017

Shmeat

small penis or small 'meat'

jay has a shmeat.

by iraqlobster123 November 12, 2017

Schmearf

Anything and everything

I schmearfed all over her last night!

by Yourafaggotlarry December 5, 2017

shmeat gang

A gay group of friends with small penis’s so they meet at someones house and dry hump each other. They also are consisted of all boys.

Are you in a shmeat gang?
Yes i love small dicks”

by Person 10473828392 May 30, 2018

Shmeat

A Small Black Cock

Girl: I thought big ay first

Friend : Was he?
Girl: No all he had was a tiny piece of shmeat

by Gay_daddy May 31, 2018