schmagmite

a female who is nasty, dirty, whore, ugly, etc.

prostitute, chicken head, schmagmite

by chauncey wellington February 18, 2009

Schmagegged

Messed up beyond saving that which has been messed up.

Obtrusively destroyed.

"Dammit, Ang! You've Schmagegged the entire project!"

"Oh, that's it Rich, this situation is officially schmagegged."

by General Stuart June 2, 2009

schmaggagial

Someone who eats baby animals, fish, or humans alive and raw

Dude, that crazy monster is a Schmaggagial!

by Zay Fiasco April 13, 2009

Schmageld

mixed up/mass confusion

My mind was all schmageld during the incident

by mio0o June 21, 2011

Schmager

A sledder or ski bum. Usually from one province over and is a complete douche bag.
(pronounced: Sch-may-ger ..similar to smegma)

"You know it's winter when the town starts filling with schmagers."
"These fucking schmagers are dick cheesing all over our fresh powder!"
"Go back to Alberta! Fucking schmager."

by grosse_helga November 12, 2011

schmagigglaloscopacopia

A cornucopia of schmagigglaloscopes; generally consists of six to eight assorted schmagigglaloscopes arranged in a generally aesthetic way. scientists often use them to schmagiggle DNA, and as centerpieces for the table at a Thanksgiving dinner.

My little billy brought home a schmagigglaloscopacopia he made in school today for thanksgiving.

by Ebony Whitewod July 31, 2012

schmagel

Some one who knows they're crazy and tells them they're nuts.

A Schmagel would seek better working conditions for proto-Morlocks and protection of worker rights, but would summon the Uber-Morlocks to explain their theory.

by The Professor and nice boy February 7, 2014