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instant long schlong

When your Schlong instantly becomes longer than usual, over people in the gender of your personal sexuality.
I saw the biggest tits ever! It definitely gave me an instant long schlong.
by dameyinata December 21, 2013
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Arabian schlong

when one wraps the head of their penis in a turban
man 1. hey what have u been up to?
man 2. yo dude ive just been arabian schlong-ing
man 1. nice
man 2 nice
by DankSpank May 20, 2015
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Schlong Jump

When one male lies on the ground with an erect penis and another man tries to jump onto it so that the penis directly enters his sphincter.
Ryan laid on the ground and got his penis to an erect state. Justin then lined it up with precision and leaped backwards, landing straight on to Ryan's erect penis. They both celebrated with glee as they had completed a successful Schlong jump.
by Dezmuz May 27, 2016
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Schlong

It refers to your dick. Particularly a dick that's large in size and is therefore sloppy when soft. Big+sloppy+dong= schlong
Guy1:"dude I can't wear those types of swimming shorts"

Guy2:"Why?"
Guy1:"coz my schlong is gonna be exposed coz it's so big"
by random_masterbater December 1, 2020
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Schlonginger's cat

Phrase that represents the common and culturally accepted misinterpretation of the famous thought experiment created by Erwin Schrödinger, which describes a scenario in which a cat is placed in a box with radioactive material and a flask of poison. If a monitor in the box detects radiation, it will trip a mechanism that kills the cat.

The experiment was created to challenge the then commonly-accepted views on quantum mechanics, as physicists would have considered the cat simultaneously alive and dead. Schrödinger's point was that this view is ridiculous and does not comply with reality. However, many people today misinterpret the experiment, citing it in scenarios in which an important decision will lead to two different paths, and, before the decision is made, each path is equally plausible and, therefore, equally "real." Though philosophically a nice concept, it is still an incorrect interpretation. Using the phrase "Schlonginger's cat" to refer to this interpretation helps avoid confusion and academic frustration.
Jane: Before I decide my major, I guess I'm a student in both botany and physics... It's just like Schrödinger's cat!
Susie: I think you mean "Schlonginger's cat." You should stick to botany.

Bobby: I've narrowed it down. In this box, there's either a dog or a cat. Until I open the box, it's Schrödinger's catdog!
Billy: No, it's Schlonginger's catdog. Also, that box is purring.
by 50shadesofgay September 6, 2013
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schlong

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spartan schlong

A long 20 foot sword made of Spartan Hoplite penises that was used during the Trojan war. The sword could only legally be held by anyone 20 years and older. children had smaller versions.
Feel the wrath of my Spartan Schlong you Trojan Turd!
by Dash Dash 100 October 24, 2020
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