schlong snuggie

term to describe a females sexual organs

its cold in here. how bout you warm me up with that schlong snuggie.

by subtleshadow August 20, 2010

schlong

a cock

thats a big schlong

by round ass mug November 7, 2022

Schlong

I'm pretty sure you already know this

Nice schlong bro

by lickitusfikitus November 15, 2021

schlong

most people don't know what a schlong is, but @amplifiedpoop2 on twitter does. please go ask him to clarify if it is needed.

"amplifiedpoop2 on twitter keeps posting about schlongs"

by dumbasjax January 4, 2024

King Kong Schlong

A massive size cock both in length and girth. A cock that can split a woman's taco like a watermelon!!!

She called me dong her King Kong Schlong. She said a dong that size belongs on King Kong!!!

by tpulley1966 August 2, 2022

Top-Rated Schlong

Term used to describe one who has mastered the sex.

It’s a shame you don’t want to date anymore because you were one of my top-rated schlongs.

by CulverCityToast December 9, 2018

colin schlong

The male appendage of a teenage, short brown haired emo guy named Colin.

I heard Sami sucked Colin schlong.

by Blackice417 May 15, 2019