Schlong dip

When your penis touches the the toilet bowl while having a shit

Oh man I’ve just had a shit and my dick touched the toilet “ ...... “ you have just been schlong dipped

by The jackamoe’s February 24, 2021

double schlong dong

When your girl gets it in the vage and anus

Dude1: how was your sex last night
Dude2: oh, john came over and we gave her the double schlong dong

by Analnuke March 26, 2018

schlong thong

A man thong that has a penis pouch a attachment

Man, dalton looks like a stripper with his schlong thong on.

by MachinegunKarley April 24, 2021

Schlong

The biggest dick you’ll ever see. If he has a schlong, he’ll skull fuck you harder than you’ve ever been fucked. He’ll give you the biggest orgasm with his 33 1/2 inch schlong

Girl: “Nice dick😉”
Guy: “it’s not a dick”
Girl: “what is it then”
Guy: “ITS A SCHLONG

by Sexy_chicken643 February 21, 2020

Schlong

A 'schlong' is a type of food consumed by primarily females.

"I love Johns Schlong!"

by SchlongBoy September 30, 2021

Schlong

A penis over 10"

You have a beautiful schlong

by IncaMaca November 21, 2024

schlong

this word can be used to describe someone who wields the ultimate cock

you have a nice schlong

by landoj69 September 07, 2021