Schlong snot

Euphemism for semen

"Cum is such an outdated term. You should call it schlong snot instead"

by Nuts N. Bolts December 07, 2020

Purple schlong

the act of getting ur dingle berries stuck under the couch all while screaming " oh lord im cumming"

Arnaud- i just pulled a purple schlong last night

Thibault- wow how was it ?

Arnaud- Perfect.

by Tiger master January 07, 2023

Schlong dip

When your penis touches the the toilet bowl while having a shit

Oh man I’ve just had a shit and my dick touched the toilet “ ...... “ you have just been schlong dipped

by The jackamoe’s February 24, 2021

Ding dong schlong

Another word for a penis

Crap my ding dong schlong took 20 erotic damage

by Fadgy December 09, 2020

schlong snuggie

term to describe a females sexual organs

its cold in here. how bout you warm me up with that schlong snuggie.

by subtleshadow August 19, 2010

schlong sweater

1. to have sex with a can of beans
2. the hair after you shave your pubes

1. dude I totally got that schlong sweater last night
2. I made a schlong sweater last night - I feel so smooth.

by cutegaynugget November 07, 2016

Arabian schlong

when one wraps the head of their penis in a turban

man 1. hey what have u been up to?
man 2. yo dude ive just been arabian schlong-ing
man 1. nice
man 2 nice

by DankSpank May 19, 2015