Snapping One Off

the act of male masturbation

if he is in the shower for more than 10 minutes, he is probably snapping one off.

by cliff edwards September 10, 2008

slapping my mom

something you do when she pisses you off....i mean honestly? wtf does grounding mean anyway? who does that?

my mom's a bitch....i feel like slapping my mom!!

by janet_babii079 June 21, 2008

Stapping

The act of changing a friend and/or roomate's computer background to a picture of a wet Scott Stapp.

"Dude, I'm stapping Chris' computer once he leaves for class."

by Creed Sucks February 1, 2009

slapping dough

Act of masturbating.

Friend: Damn man, you look all flushed.
You: Yeah, I just got done slapping dough.

by A.J. Gonzalez May 8, 2005

slapping fives

Hanging out. The term derives from someone meeting up with a group of friends and greeting them with the appropriate handshake of that particular sub-group of friends, who then proceed to hang out.

"Homeboy here was s'posed to pick my ass up at the bus station, but was slapping fives with Pookie and Deaner."

by xfactor_7777 January 23, 2007

Slapping the Happy Camper

a euphemism for male masturbation, or more literally, slapping someone that is just too perky.

Last night I was really slapping the happy camper !

by chas bran October 9, 2016

Slapping tacos

When two blown out lesbians scissoring

“Where’s Jenny?”
“I think she’s slapping tacos with barb”

by Black and mild September 11, 2019