Smoked Salmon

The Smoked Salmon Experience

is when you eat a girls vagina

while smoking a cigarette

Man: Hey Moose, how was that smoked salmon?

Moose: It was an experience

by CheesecakeMoose March 18, 2023

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Salmon Cannon

Salmon Cannon is an absolute beast of a fisher woman. Also known as Annie Birch. You may find Annie drinkin a bud and catchin a buzz as she reals in 20 pound salmon. Which she takes home to her lucky booty call of the night as the two girls get it on and eat God’s wonderful creation- Salmon

“you ever heard of that girl annie birch” “oh yeah she’s a true salmon cannon” “ah true she sure does get around!”

by AnnaCathrn October 27, 2020

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Salmon Girl

1- a girl wearing salmon colors in the game roblox
2- a lovely girl named Celine....

Person1: IMA SALMON GIRL
Person2: uhm ok thats amazing
Person1: thank you thank you very much 😏

by tounge__kid May 1, 2020

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Salmon Slapper

The sound two lesbians make during the scissoring position as their vagina lips clap together in a slapping motion

You see that girl over there

She use to be a Salmon Slapper before she went on Solids

by GlonkySalmon June 6, 2022

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Salmon Tears

A secretion of the vagina to aid the entry of the penis, often collecting into fish butter after much friction.

'Jeremiah began to tickle the young lady with his tongue, and it was not soon before he could taste salmon tears.'
From the 'Bellringers' Handbook 1942'

by Tund March 6, 2008

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Whitehorse Salmon

When you are having vaginal sex with a woman and you are about to ejaculate but you surprisingly stick a salmon from the Yukon territories in her anus as soon as you cum.

i’m totally gonna whitehorse salmon you later!

by patrick stewart’s ass March 27, 2021

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