Spread it on the bun

Anything good. Carpe Diem - Seize the Day.

Good luck, Spread it on the bun!
Man, you really spread it on the bun!

by Spalding/DeWalch September 29, 2008

ghetto spread

1. when coronavirus spreads through a rural area

2. the soup homer likes

1. the karen said "fuck ghetto spread, it's a hoax"
2. homer ate ghetto spread

by username420 November 19, 2020

Beat The Spread

The act of masturbation (male or female)

Matt: Hey man, hurry up, the football games about to start.

Zak: Alright dude, give me ten minutes, I need to go to the bathroom and beat the spread before it starts.

by hickoryhillhogs August 28, 2010

spread sheet

1) Fat Whore: fat - a spreadsheet or excel (XL) sheet, as in extra large clothing (XL) for fat people, whore - someone who 'spreads' their 'sheets' for anyone, aka fat whore.
2) Fat Chick - an excel (XL) sheet; a fat girl who has to wear oversize clothes
3) Whore, Skank, Slut - a girl who will fuck anyone

That girl is such a spread sheet, I can't believe she fucked that guy!

Shut up spread sheet.

by Nichihda August 17, 2010

man spread

when a male or female spreads there legs to stop other people from sitting with them.

Person 1. I think I am gonna come sit here
Person 2. OH NO MAN SPREAD

by galpal84 September 13, 2018

salty spread

when all of a sudden you punch your girlfriend in the face and you put salt all over her vajj

paul and jennifer were watching a movie and he gave her the salty spread

by milk T January 10, 2008

Man spread

When a man is is the middle cat seat and spreads his legs out making everyone else uncomfortable.

The road trip was fun but fat joe was in the middle the whole time so I had to deal with his man spread.

by Jsummers33 January 6, 2017