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Rush

the best band in the fucking world. kicks slipknots ass 24/7. they fucking rule.
some consider hemispheres to be the best album produced by the ultraawesome godlike band, rush.

some slipknot dickhead made fun of rush and i kicked him in the head ten times.
by mike November 4, 2003
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Rush Tug

whereby a man has learnt to ejaculate very quickly whilst masturbating. This form of self flagellation is employed when the individual must not only be discreet - but fast. Either at home or in public - when a man becomes aroused and decides he simply can not wait to spank the monkey - irrespective of the time and location. By their very nature rush tugs are often at inappropriate times - be that at work or home, funerals etc.
Often employed by teenage boys living at home or otherwise respectable married men. For example

"mate, did you see Pammy on baywatch yesterday morning?"

"did i? i had a quick rush tug before the wife came downstairs!"
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"You had a long old wait at the airport - what did you do to fill the time?"

"read the paper, listened to my ipod and even crammed in a few rush tugs in the toilet!"

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"your such a prolific w@nker - doesnt the wife mind?"

"she doesnt know mate, I've got my technique down and everything - i can blurt my caffeine riddled man jiz in under a minute - Im highly adept at rush tugging- she just thinks i have a week bladder!"

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"did you have a rush tug then last night?"

"no mate - the wife was out - so i took my time, stuck on some bukkake porn and had a nice relaxed, leisurely tug!"

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"did that bird wank you off then?"

"yes mate - but it was crap - she gave me a ruff tug - bruised my cock and everything"

"what do u monk in - tissue or a sock?"

"neither mate - i only do posh tugs with a condom"
by rushtugger May 29, 2009
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Dark Templar Rush

A rush strategy employed by a few starcraft 2 players. In a 2v2 match, one teammate creates a small army early on in order to confuse and prevent the enemy from successfully attacking early on. The other player uses the protoss, teching as fast as humanly possible to Dark templars and warp prisms. Using a warp prism you drop 3+ dark templars behind the enemy base, ussually causing the enemy to rage quit.

Works best when the non-protoss player uses marines or zerglings to gaurd their teammates base.
falcon337 sent a small group of zerglings to attack the protoss player in an early rush...

however koalla99 fended off the attack!

the enemy then teched air in a hope of countering the melee...

but just as he got his first air unit Thepastryviking hit Falcon337 with a dark templar rush!

falcon 337 had no observers and thus, rage quit!

VICTORY!
by koalla99 August 9, 2010
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Rush Block

In a fraternity or sorority, when one or more memebers are trying to successfuly get a potential member to consider joining (or "Rush" them), when all of the sudden another member says something stupid and blows the deal.
Phil: hey man, this fraternity is perfect for you. Totally straight and cool.

Dustin: yea? I totally feel yo...

David (interupting): dude Ryan just grabbed my cock haha why did I join this fraternity... so gay...

Phil: God damnit, what a Rush Block...
by aewhat6969 February 4, 2010
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RUSH

RUSH made songs such as Tom Sawyer, YYZ, Spirit Of Radio, etc.
by K Man August 17, 2003
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Mount. Rush Smore

Giving a blowjob to a black man with marshmallow cream on his penis, while he is dressed as Abraham Lincoln.
Hey, did you hear? Susan over there gave someone the Mount. Rush Smore!
by thorndraco July 28, 2009
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