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Tom and Chris. Wanna be OG's, pimps, but really ex lot lizards who banged and fisted their rectums out.
Tom and Chris. Wanna be OG's, pimps, but really ex lot lizards who banged and fisted their rectums out.
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After my Mom pegged me last night and removed the dildo from my ass, I had a Mt St Rectum Eruption that flowed for about a half hour. It stunk and took hours to get it all cleaned up. I can't wait until the next time.
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Little is known about this mysterious person except for their appearance. They possess a face (possibly a mask) with what appears to be a human rectum shown on it.
Sometimes in the woods, campers may hear their friends (s)cream in the night, followed by an ominous utterance:
"I have left you leaking and squeaking."
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Little is known about this mysterious person except for their appearance. They possess a face (possibly a mask) with what appears to be a human rectum shown on it.
Sometimes in the woods, campers may hear their friends (s)cream in the night, followed by an ominous utterance:
"I have left you leaking and squeaking."
May whatever god exists have mercy on the poor individuals unfortunate to encounter this terrifying entity.
camper 1: I'm just going to go out into the woods to piss.
camper 2: Sure.
<after five minutes have elapsed>
camper 1: AHHHHHHHHH IT'S ANUS RECTUM FACE!
A.R.F.: I have left you leaking and squeaking.
camper 2: I'd better get the fuck out of here
camper 2: Sure.
<after five minutes have elapsed>
camper 1: AHHHHHHHHH IT'S ANUS RECTUM FACE!
A.R.F.: I have left you leaking and squeaking.
camper 2: I'd better get the fuck out of here
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Usually when someone is first maturing in age, their rectal cycle begins. While it’s normally one time only, for some it may happen at multiple times in their life (can be natural, from trauma, or other occurrences.) If you have yet to have yours after the age of 18, be sure to see a doctor and make sure you’re alright, while it is common to skip your butt period some may develop diseases or suffer symptoms in cause of it.
Can also cause growth in cheeks, period may last from one day to two weeks, and may cramp and pain depending on the person. It is a natural experience and happens differently for all however has been spoken of less due to embarrassment and hatred given and received from men back in the 1800’s.
Usually when someone is first maturing in age, their rectal cycle begins. While it’s normally one time only, for some it may happen at multiple times in their life (can be natural, from trauma, or other occurrences.) If you have yet to have yours after the age of 18, be sure to see a doctor and make sure you’re alright, while it is common to skip your butt period some may develop diseases or suffer symptoms in cause of it.
Can also cause growth in cheeks, period may last from one day to two weeks, and may cramp and pain depending on the person. It is a natural experience and happens differently for all however has been spoken of less due to embarrassment and hatred given and received from men back in the 1800’s.
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