Rachel

The best person ever. One of the few reasons you'll still want to live in this fucked up world. She'll talk to you when no one else does, and give you the confidence to talk to other people. She'll ask for nothing from you, even though you'll want to give her everything.

I love you Rachel. I'm just too scared to tell you.

by pseudonym i guess March 19, 2021

Rachel

This message lasts two minutes

This is for rachel you big fat white nasty smelling fat bitch
Why you took me off the mother fucking schedule with yourtriffling
Dirty white racist ass big fat bitch
Oompa loompa body ass bitch
Im comig up there and im gonna beat the fuck out of you bitch and d9nt even call the police today

"i dont like rachel"
"this is for rachel..."

by Ur mom is gay bitchessss March 8, 2020

Rachel

Rachel is a very nice girl, she often helps people that are in need showing compassion to other around her. It's will be a pleasure to have her around and she's also very sporty, she runs a lot and is very muscular. She's gonna top her studies and achieve something great!
Her type of guy is mostly sporty, handsome, caring and weird.

This person is so (Rachel). Pleasure to Rachel around

by Injek shun January 12, 2019

Rachel

Rachel, a kind, funny, sweet and lovely person. When I met her I was the loneliest person I knew. Also because becuase I didn't really KNOW anyone. Rachel was there, listening to me talking to myself. And thinking to herself, "Is she mental?" Well my personal answer is yes. Yes I am mental. But Rachel never gave up on me. No matter how drunk or mental I acted. She was a loving person and best friend. She stuck by me throughout the year. Hopefully she'll remember me by 6th grade. Probably will, just my mind. But just know that whenever life destroys you and no matter how empty your heart might seem, if you have a Rachel in your life, go to her and squeeze her until she can't breath. Well, actually only a I can do that but...yeah. I'm being nice here so just....SHUT UPPPP. She helped me with my anger too! And the slow clock! And...MY MENTALNESS! JK she didn't fix that yet. She will NEVERRRRRRR fix it. It only adds to my personality. Anyway we are talking about Rachel not me. But that's not all-and what? No more space? Okay! Well maybe next time.

Guy: Hmmmmm...
Me: *evesdropping*

Guy: I wonder...hey girl in the bushes!
Me: Wat.
Guy: Is Rachel single?
Me: Yes.
Guy: YES.
Me: Oh nuh uh little boy. You ain't laying a finger on her!

Guy: Excuse me?
Me: RACHEL HE PUNCHED ME!
Rachel: *turns her head like an owl*
Rachel: *walks over*
Me: Heh heh hehhhhhhhh
Rachel: *smack*
Guy: Owwwwwwww MOMMMYYYYYYYYYYY

by _CatLuver_ April 4, 2019

Rachel

A Rachel is a fantastic woman that unconditionally loves a very unique man named Ben together they make an unstoppable combination that can and will take over the world 💋

Rachel is rockin and also hot!!! ASF

by Benny918 October 9, 2018

rachel

an akward human bee

A rachel stung me!

by thesnarkeater April 17, 2011

Rachel

The most beautiful wonderful person in the whole world. Has good spazzes while reading the definitions of 'Emma'. She has blonde hair (but she isn't stupid) and green eyes. Strange and likes to play on my old DS on the weirdo as Hannah Montanna game I bought ages ago :)

Is on her cellphone a lot

Person 1: Rachel, O beautiful kind Rachel stop playing on that stupid game!
Rachel: Yes, ma'am/sir/miss
Person 2: Rachel is such a good girl!

Rachel: *starts laughing hysterically*

by PersonWhoShallNotBeNamed January 1, 2012