Procrastination Rooster

When the consequences of all your procrastination comes back to haunt you, and you have to deal with them.
It's the first day of work since Christmas break. For all the times I said, I'll deal with that next year... all my procrastination roosters have come home (to roost).
by Joanne Procrastinator January 03, 2023
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Reproductive Procrastination

Mating with the purpose of distracting oneself from the task at hand.
I had this huge paper to write, but I kept putting it off with reproductive procrastination. It' s nine months later now, and I regret not writing my paper.
by Bitchhe'smine December 09, 2016
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masturbation procrastination

When you throw all your responsibilities out the window and just masturbate.
Damon didn't finish his project until the last minute because he was too busy with masturbation procrastination.
by dddisaster November 29, 2016
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Pre-procrastinate

Pre-procrastinate is when you are already planning to procrastinate in the future.

When you finish work on Friday and you plan to not get off the couch until Sunday night. You preprocessed the weekend duties.
Me - Hey bitch wanna go out

You- Na I don’t have any clean clothes.

Me - That’s ok Pre-procrastinate laundry until Sunday and borrow from Susie.

You- Brilliant.
by Cantaliangirl29 January 15, 2022
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utter procrastination

When you procrastinate so much to the point it is 11:58 pm and your damn homework is due in 1 minute because you spent all day on urban dictionary and have your mom yelling at you by getting a 0
I got bored and decided to some utter procrastination so much I did half my homework
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Ultimate Procrastinator

Zain write ur goddamn fantasies
Zain stop being the fucking ultimate procrastinator and write your goddamn episodes before I bomb you.
by BingBongUrMom October 11, 2020
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procrastination pump

Completing an assignment within its final moments with the random surge of adrenaline one receives after massively procrastinating. This outburst of energy often leads to completion of assignments in an incredibly efficient manner.
I thought there was no way I'd finish my homework on time, but then I procrastination pumped my way through it.
by BigTestedCoals September 30, 2015
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