Procraftination

The act of sybaritic faffing perfected and honed into a unique art form by one who seeks to avoid or postpone inescapable responsibilities

He was undoubtedly the kungfu master of Procraftination, often simultaneously mastering the art of podiatry masturbation and dental confabulation in avoidance of necessary undertakings such as reproductive copulation.

Procraftination by LeChat69 October 15, 2010

procrastinational 

Having qualities that tend to put off doing things.

Brittany's choice to put off studying was very procrastinational of her.

procrastinational by kevinsnowedinMDnotFL February 10, 2010

Anal procrastinator 

Someone who is so meticulous and approaches every task as a perfectionist with an anal attention to detail, but because of these traits, he/she will also put off ever starting the task due to the anticipated amount of work and effort necessary to complete it adequately. Often, this trait will lead to the task becoming even more difficult later because of the delay in getting started but the continued need for an anal degree of meticulousness.

Jane is a total perfectionist and does amazing work, but because she is such an anal procrastinator, he often never gets started.

John planned to clean and organize his messy desk, but when he took a look at it intending to start, his inner anal procrastinator reminded him how long it would take to finish, so he went to a movie instead.

Anal procrastinator by AaronOOF April 29, 2011

Revenge bedtime procrastination 

Putting off sleeping normally to get a semblance of happiness and control/ bastard sleeping stubbornness.

Friend: You have a problem dude ; you sleep two hours a month.

You: don't mock me, my Revenge bedtime procrastination is not a problem it's a shield.

Revenge bedtime procrastination by Mmmmmmmmtoes December 27, 2021

Procrastibation 

Procrastibation: The act of engaging in a brief interlude of premeditated masturbation, While something else of obvious importance is left idle.

I have work at 10, well its 9:55 just enough to get some Procrastibation in, i'll just tell me boss my car wouldnt start.

Procrastibation by Tron =] May 14, 2010

procrastibate 

wasting time playing wit yourself

I procrastibate until that paper is due that's why i fail.

procrastibate by ihpo March 22, 2010

prograstinate 

smoke herb instead of doing work

Instead of changing diapers he would rather prograstinate.

prograstinate by garvald December 15, 2008