Procrasterbating

1. Masterbating instead of doing the work that you are supposed to be doing. Occurs frequently when high school boys are assigned to type a paper on something boring.
2. Rather than doing a project, you do your hand.

Example:
-"Hey Tyler, did you finish that paper yet, it's been like 4 hours?"
-"No, sorry man I was Procrasterbating and never got back on topic!"

by clitcaptain69 May 26, 2014

procrasturbate

Procrasturbate : the act of masturbating while procrastinating.

Alfred: bro, although I have major test tomorrow, I can't help but procrasturbate.

by pennyworth December 15, 2014

Procrastidate

When you thought someone was cool so you started dating them, but after the first date they are crazy but you don't want to be rude so you keep pushing off a second date until they aren't interested anymore.

Person 1: How'd the date go?
Person 2: Horribly, I think I'm going to procrastidate until she ignores me.

by Ultimas aka Slyler December 21, 2015

Procrasturbate

Verb. (Procrasturbation- n.)
To procrastinate by means of masturbation

"Hi, honey! how was your day?"
Well, I walked in on Chris trying to procrasturbate on his homework..."

by carols213 May 11, 2016

procrastibating

When you should be working, but you masturbate instead.

Sick of procrastinating? Try procrastibating!

by CJ Moose January 14, 2016

Procrasterbathing

The act of taking a bath/shower rather than doing things you have to do

I was procrasterbathing last night instead of doing homework.

by Yelyah88 August 17, 2016

Procrastibation

When you are working but can't deny the impulse to sneak out a cheeky wank.

'What are you doing right now?'

'I'm procrastibating.'

'Bro when you gonna get those vocals over man need to get the mix complete and deadlines in a week'

'I'm sorry man, been procrastibating too much'

'Work and play should be separated. Procrastibation is not to be trifled with lightly.'

by Sol Arc Nil January 10, 2017