Port Aransas

An extremely small town full of rednecks and rich people.

A place where all of the kids go to get fucked up, even when there is nothing to do there.

A place full of street rats, whores, and douchebags.

3/10 people you meet there are the okay ones.

guy 1: hey wanna go somewhere?

guy 2: yeah sure. let's go to port aransas and trash their town.

by allofthecoolkids.com March 25, 2011

port life

a bunch of little high school kids pretending to be thugs and gangtas and shit. "Hustle to eat" ...yeah, you hustle to get to the dinner table to eat when you mom calls you.

by 2 September 9, 2003

port angeles

Port angeles, often referred to as PA, is a disgusting white trash town full of hicks, potheads, and tweakers. All those kids who hang out by the arcade have all been to juvi or rehab at least twice and are always on drugs.

Hey, wanna go to port angeles?
Ew, no way.

by yousuck123ugh April 28, 2011

oLD Port

small cigars (colts) with a sweet tip..the flavor is rum wine ..

MaN i HaD A SweeT oLD Port ThA OthA DaY

by The Reefer Man April 27, 2005

Port Lincoln

1. A town located in the Eyre Peninsular of South Australia.
2. A "hole"

1. "Have you ever been to Port Lincoln? I hear the beach is nice in Summer."
2. "Wow man, I live in Port Lincoln." "A hole?" "Yeah man."

by ShiroChan March 7, 2011

port royal

poor man's captain morgan

I can't afford to get drunk on the good stuff, Port Royal anyone?

by Captain CumGuzzler November 18, 2013

port austin

A small spot on the top of the thumb here in Michigan. Where the best athletes, and all the bad asses are. Port Austiners can out drink anyone there always down for a party a lot of pretty women and if your bored and want to hang out in the summertime you meet at the breakwall in town

I’m going to party later where should I go??
-Is that even a question PORT AUSTIN!

by North Huron Warrior March 5, 2019