Poorice

Poorice can be whatever you want it to be. But there is a catch. Poorice can be whatever you want it to be, EXCEPT FOR POORICE. Poorice can be a noun, an adjective, a verb, an adverb, a metaphor, a simile... anything. It just can't be poorice.

"This cider tastes like poorice. Waaaaah."

Girl: Does this dress make my butt look big?
Friend: It makes your butt look poorice.

Confused: You say poorice can be whatever you want it to be...
Explainee: Except for poorice... :)
Confused: Yes. But what IS poorice?
Explainee: Whatever you want it to be, except for poorice :) duh.
Confused: BUT WHAT IS POORICE?
Explainee: Eurgh, give up.

by ghalighalinomnom April 26, 2009

Poor Man's Nang

Slang term used to refer to various inhalable substances, which can provide a high to a desperate drug user.

'Nang' itself is a term for nitrous oxide when inhaled for recreational use.

The quintessential poor man's nang is CO2 generated by a shaken soft drink, which is inhaled to provide a mild narcotic effect.

Dan: "Why does Darryl always fill his bong up with soda water?"
Jason: "Probably just getting his poor man's nang."

by htheorem November 6, 2016

Poor Man's Coke

when you cant afford coca cola so you have to buy faygo or other 1$ alternative soft drinks.

"shit nigga I only got a dollar and 5 cents how tf can I dead ass get you fucking coke"
"Poor Man's Coke nigga deadass get me the root beer faygo"

by niggadeadassdawg August 26, 2017

poor man's ferrari

see pontiac.

Steve: Just copped a poor man's ferrari for $900!
Andrew: Nice!

by marblecakealsothegame13 November 2, 2018

Poorcore

Someone who is wealthy who acts and or dresses poor.

In an attempt to fit in with the in group, a known millionaire adopted a poorcore style.

by Barry D James May 9, 2022

pocket poor

Describes someone who, regardless of having a lot of money in the bank, never seems to have any cash on hand.

I went to the bar with my buddy to celebrate his IPO, but had to buy the drinks because as usual he was pocket poor.

by T Moto August 21, 2007

piss poor

Not very good. A poor match. A bit like Dale Winton being on televsion.

Supermaket Sweep is Piss Poor.

by jadio u no August 14, 2003