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Kebab please

Omersexual will make a delicious kebab for you!

Hey Omersexual get back to work and prepare kebab for him you lazy cunt!
When you say kebab please is time to Omersexual get back to work!
by nobody.22 February 14, 2023
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tone please

Server Graphics parlance. Basically this bloke says it every time he needs help, Tone is the bloke who has to wipe his arse for him.
by Bill Sutton July 31, 2004
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You clicked on flag or something on this cursed website, and are currently on a universal scale of boredom. Then decided to put it into that forbidden search bar just to see some nonsense written by someone on the other side of the world.

Are you proud of yourself?
Friend: Want to play another match?
You: I would love to but... I need to be productive and do homework.
Friend: Alright, please be quick though!
You: I need to do my writing essay for fiction. Let's go to Urbandictionary.com and find some nonsense words.

10 mins later.
You: Wow I didn't know that all these pages exist!
*You search "SIGN IN (づ ◕‿‿◕ )づ Please sign in to vote and post new definitions Sign in with Facebook Sign in with Gmail) " after seeing a sign up page.
You: Ok I am done now, actually one more word!
(The painful cycle of wasting time has begun)
by Trumpium December 14, 2021
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English Please

A smart-alec remark made by one who is very witty. Used to tell the other person to dumb down the vocabulary. Usually precedes a sentence containing difficult vocabulary.
Mrs. Teacher: In Biology today, we will be learning about transport within a cell membrane, where different types include active and passive transport. Diffusion...... osmosis....... phospholipid bilayer.....
Student: English please!
Mrs. Teacher: We're learning how cells move stuff around.
by asdfmaw May 14, 2014
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nigger please

when a black person who is talking complete bull shit to you
black person : yo cracker i just got a job

white person : nigger please
by mike g kid January 18, 2007
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child please

F**K you
Reporter: You're Washed Up
Ocho Cinqo: Child Please
by Lacesoutrob August 12, 2009
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Oh Please

Oh Please - Meaning/s - When someone doesn't believe something another is saying.
- When someone doesn't want to engage in conversation with another
Person Y 'I make 3 million pounds a year' Person Z 'Oh Please'

Person A 'Alright mate, you ok' Person B 'Oh Please'
by Ohpleasemayt March 29, 2012
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