Pitching a Family Tent

Having a larger than normal erection due to the fact you would like to start a family and have a life with your partner. This is often because you are head over heels in love with the person and see beauty in everything they do.

Six months into knowing Yuki, Alexander is more in love than he ever was. When she walked in the room he began Pitching A Family Tent, knowing that they weren't about to just have sex; they have sex with their future in mind.

by HeWhoHasStolenTheFire March 6, 2024

Swinging at every pitch

When you negatively and angrily react every time you're angered by someone or something else

Please make your life more pleasant. Don't go swinging at every pitch. Ignore at least some of the small potatoes angering you.

by Sexydimma November 21, 2024

pitch pipe

Giving a sexual partner your penis.

I pitch pipe was my girl blocked me.

by Loverlane September 27, 2023

pitch

In aerospace engineering, an axis of the spacecraft that is a loner, not interacting with the other axes.

Is the pitch response coupling into the other dynamics?
Not to first order. Pitch is pitch.

by dorkoftorque August 6, 2017

pitching both ends of a double header

Having sex with a mother and her daughter but in separate sessions.

Dude I got lucky last night and ended up pitching both ends of a double header. Yeah, I went home with a girl last night and we had great sex. I ran into her mother on the way out. She was hotter than the daughter and just as horny. I ended up having sex with the mother before I left too.

by RepWin August 20, 2023

Yaw, pitch, and roll.

Originally terms used to describe the flight dynamics of an aircraft, they can be used as an idiosyncratic alternative to describe a girl's attributes, i.e., Looks, intelligence, and personality.

Come on Sarah, lot's of boys at school like you. You've got it all! Yaw, pitch, and roll. -Esther De Groot, from Scary Go Round by John Allison

by TorontoUni Corey April 4, 2009

Pitch Slap

When you accept an unsolicited invitation on social media, only to receive an immediate response by the contact pitching their latest product.

Abuse is common on LinkedIn by "Tech Bros", offshore resources, financial advisors, and desperate sales professionals whom lack any tact or "book smarts".

I just received this request from this Tech Bro Benton based out of San Francisco.

I bet if I accept it he'll "Pitch Slap" me immediately regarding his company's latest AI driven SaaS Security Architecture sitting on a best in class custom built platform which is hybrid / secure / private cloud ready with a link to the demo.

DEEEECLINE.

by Lookin4LootDrops June 14, 2024