whirling blade pitcher 

A blender, something used to blend things. A much cooler name.

Max: Dude, let's make a milkshake!
Dave: Bro, we can't, my whirling blade pitcher is broken.

whirling blade pitcher by homestuckobsessed November 29, 2011

picheeiw 

When things are quicky falling into to place for you make a pair of finger guns and say picheeiw

So the old lady fell over and her purse fell in the back of my car so I just drove off, anyway long story short...turns out the lady was loaded (finger guns) picheeiw

picheeiw by Rob Mercer May 1, 2007

patchy fu manchu

When a man blows his load on a girls top lip/just under her nose, and the jazz (jizz) pours down either side of her mouth.

Last night I gave Laura a patchy fu Manchu. That cum mustache can't be unseen.

patchy fu manchu by Mafrackincrackin March 2, 2015

lady patch 

the one and a half inch area of skin between a female's vagina and asshole.

A guy has a grundle, a woman has a lady patch.

lady patch by Paiger G. December 16, 2008

Vagi Patch 

A club, party or social gathering where males suddenly find themselves completely outnumbered by hot women. The female equivalent of a Sausage Factory

"Marcus and Paul had plenty of hot chicks to pick from in that bar, they were the only two guys in there. That place was a total Vagi Patch."

Vagi Patch by TwoWeeks December 21, 2008

Burrows Patch

Triangle of hair on the lower back of a man

My boyfriend needs to manscap his Burrows patch.

Burrows Patch by Cezanne 57 January 20, 2019

cock patch 

The 'cock patch' is a prescription cessation device worn by sluts and self-loathing homos anxious to stop or cut back on their craving for cock. The cock patch is available in five prescription dosages depending on the severity of cock addiction present and/or whether the desire to 'weinie wean' oneself is total or partial.

'Tiffany was sucking so much cock, her family and friends finally staged an Intervention and more or less brainwashed her into going on the cock patch."

cock patch by Mo Dixley August 13, 2009