pies 

A pie is a kilo of coke

"If u had pies then I woulda been heard of you, I prolly supply the guy thats been servin' you."

- Cassidy

pies by shylock holmes August 26, 2006

passed like a pipe

a girl who's been passed around between guyz like a fat ass blunt.

guy 1: "did u hit that?"
guy 2: "hell nah, she been passed like a dam pipe"

passed like a pipe by CoCo April 21, 2004

porky pies 

Cockney slang for "lies"

"Don't be telling me porky pies!" which, translated, means "Don't tell me lies!!"

porky pies by Debs September 27, 2005

pipe her 

fuck her brains out

You know sophie, I'm gonna pipe her down tonight!!!

pipe her by bigdaddy4562 January 11, 2017

Keystone Pipeline 

An innovation for the delivery of cheap, flavorless beer to parties.

Did you hear about the protests of the Keystone Pipeline? I assume it's because they want us to provide premium kegs at the party.

Keystone Pipeline by BenJoviUSA April 2, 2014

Side-Pipe 

When an individual of the male persuasion in an institutional circumstance (i.e. work, school, etc.) becomes sexually aroused, due to thoughts of past sexual exploits; the subsequent tightening of the groin area, due to the constriction of pants upon the hardened member, produces a penile-angular shift, which is almost perfectly horizontal in form, and points towards either the left or right. Thus the moniker, Side-Pipe.

Mosieur LePajonais: What, pray tell, is that tubular formation protruding from the side of your pantaloons?

Herr Schmidt: Why, my good man, tis my side-pipe!

Side-Pipe by ZIJPIJP June 17, 2010

Piness 

A word that Dr. Robotnik says as part of the word "Happiness." When the sound clip is cut out and played repeatedly, it is mildly funny.

HapPINESS is always so much more enjoyable when it's based on the misery of millions.

Piness by Gimlet, Son of Groin February 10, 2010