dining philosophers

Those dickheads that sit at Denny's talking about this, that, and some mothers.

The dining philosophers have finally decided on 4 grandslams.

by Ron Jizzle March 6, 2004

philosopher

1. In ancient Greece, it refers to one who attends symposiums, in the guise of thinking, to drink with friends, speak of pederasty, and generally makes a fool of himself.

In Plato's symposium, it was less of a scholarly discussion, and more of a drinking party where they talked about pederasty.

or

As far as philosophers go, Socrates was a drunk old pederast.

by Bega November 3, 2005

philosexual

A person who thinks about more sex than he has it.

He's not actually banging her dude, he's a philosexual.

by Interns! July 22, 2015

X-Phile

n. someone who likes to have sex with previous lovers

Bre, Steve is such an X-Phile, he fucks everybody but his wife.

by Don Juan November 8, 2003

philistian

The religion Christian and Phil came up with one autumn night while high. It is a religion where basically, all you believe in is peace. You may have seperate beliefs if you want, but as long as you believe in peace, your fine.

You may be a member of philistian, as long as you believe in peace.

by excuse you, i only speak superpower October 6, 2004

Philosophette

Formerly known as deadendgirl, Philosophette is the username of an attention starved fat girl, who posts on a bulletin board "&T".

1/2 of her posts are pointless lists, and 1/2 are pointless blog entries.

She is clearly a troll, who wastes a crapload of "&T"s' bandwidth for nothing but blog entries and lists.

Philosophette: My list for today - The Top 10 English People

&T: STFU!

by Worried poster December 12, 2008

Yip-phile

An older man who likes, or dates younger women usually aged 18-20.

They are sometimes griefed due to the nature of what they like, despite the fact that they’re just young hearted individuals who just simply love to relive being a young adult.

I swear my dad is a total yip-phile. My mom is only 25 whiles he’s 50! I mean hey, some people just like younger girls, and he is a nice guy.

by Justicewithtacosandweed December 15, 2019