pervipheral vision

Checking out someone out of the corner of your eye so as to avoid staring, suspicion or the wrath of your significant other.

Kelly: "Check out the booty on that babe!"
Darren: "Already got her in my pervipheral vision".

by drdigg August 21, 2013

Periscoping

When a guy calls you into the bathroom to bring him something and you walk in on him in the bath, lounging, fully erect. Not touching himself or asking you to join, just wanting you to be in the room.

The head of his penis bobbing up and down like the periscope of a submarine.

Oh my gosh, Mark is such a creep. He asked me to bring him his phone and when I got to the bathroom he was just laying in the tub periscoping.

by Connor Downs March 28, 2016

shatter persistant

when you are most likely ill and your ails are persistant

shatter persistant; when you absolutely positively must shit on everything in the bathroom

by jaffaw July 21, 2009

Inner-thigh Permission

Permission someone would give you to allow you to touch their inner-thigh

Brodie: yo dude Heidi finally gave me inner-thigh permission

by uncle reamus May 12, 2019

peris

The way asian people pronounce the word Penis. srry asian kids =P

"Rook at his PERIS!"

by dizzerrr June 27, 2007

perving

verb- to perv, to have a desire for one another in a perverted manner

Rini was perving at D.

by Rini September 28, 2005

perves

An alternate word to use when describing someone as wierd, creepy or a little odd.

"jermaine is well perves"
"why are you being perves today?"

by vickee vanqs. December 13, 2007