Patootie

A grumpy person who is most likely 5'4 -5'7

you're such a patootie

by Themosthonestpersononthiswebsi April 2, 2023

Pathological liar

A pathway in your mind that creates an illogical mindset to where you will lie unintentionally, and believe your own lies. After so many lies of this nature and years of them, you will no longer be able distinguish your own lies from other peoples as well.

Some of the symptoms of a pathological liar are: they lie to gain something, exaggerating things, they keep on changing their stories, and they live in a false sense of 'reality. ' If confronted, they act defensive and never admit that they are liars. Lastly, they hold no value for truth.

by Jackie with the good hair April 6, 2023

Patoogle

To smell a person, particularly a stranger, sexually.

I went up to a pretty lady and patoogled her.

by Happy Creepies April 22, 2023

Pashoonie

The small part of leg between your knee and the rest of your leg

“My Pashoonie itches.”

by yeetallcows April 28, 2023

Patootie Bootie

Small (not thaaat small), rounded, yet jiggly booty.

Jack: Yo did you see her last night at the club?
Kame: Who? The one with the **patootie bootie**?

by Areebs April 28, 2023

Patholojoe

An uncultured narcissistic person. Sometimes replying to comments on You Tube, other times working in a British supermarket.

Tends to regard objective truthful remarks, as deeply embittered criticisms by another person. They will thus critcise that person with an uncalled for, disingenuous and personal remark. They will forget doing said behaviours in 5 minutes flat.

"I notice you're not actually being racist about the crime which members of that ethnic group are committing."
(Patholojoe reply:)
"Typical of someone like you. You bad mouth us, but you don't give a damn what happens to this country!"

by Figger Born May 22, 2023

patoon

a guy from dunkin with slight anger issues but overall pretty cool

linda: I need someone to ignore me when i speak directly to their face.

Leon: just go to dunkin to see a patoon!

by princessperc333 August 21, 2024