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Partner Blindness

Partner Blindness (PB) allows your partner to not see any of the things that needs to be done... like bathroom look like a frat house, partner blindness allows them to see it as the Ritz Carlton... garbage overflowing? PB allows them to walk right by... 5 baskets of laundry sitting on the table needing to go upstairs? PB allows for them to become very resourceful and eat on the square inch that is not covered
Is your Partner Blindness acting up? Can you not see the massive amount of dishes in the sink?
by Kristinarepp March 28, 2021
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Partner Blindness

Partner Blindness (PB) allows your partner to not see any of the things that needs to be done... like bathroom look like a frat house, partner blindness allows them to see it as the Ritz Carlton... garbage overflowing? PB allows them to walk right by... 5 baskets of laundry sitting on the table needing to go upstairs? PB allows for them to become very resourceful and eat on the square inch that is not covered
Is your Partner Blindness acting up? Can you not see the massive amount of dishes in the sink?
by Kristinarepp March 28, 2021
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Aka. P.O.S.P.; When an individual will only sleep with people they are romantically involved with
Sharleen will only sleep with someone if they are dating them. They have a partner only sexual preference.
by Vanguard 1998 April 15, 2021
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Partner tolerant sexual preference

Aka. P.T.S.P.; When an individual will sleep with people; regardless of whether or not they are romantically involved with them
Brandon will sleep with people regardless of whether or not he is dating them. He has a partner tolerant sexual preference.
by Vanguard 1998 April 15, 2021
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Pineapple Partner

A partner that's a swinger.
My man is the best Pineapple partner for this hot couple we saw.
by O.G Unknown July 26, 2022
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Partner

some person you date, marry and fuck daily and have a mega affair at work in front of your workers (your the ceo :) )make
*making out with ur partner in front of your workers*

Worker 1: Guys, we should go *leaves*
Worker 2: THE FUCK I AIN'T
Worker 3: *faints*
Worker 4: Damn *insert name* fainted good for them

* You finish making out*
*realizes You did that in front of the whole company*
You: oh fuck-
by roxie the dancey dance July 31, 2022
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You both 1v1 in any game of choice, but loser is subject to sending a cumming video
"Do you want to participate in National 1v1 your partner, but loser sends the other participant a video of themselves cumming day?"
by insertceo August 3, 2022
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