National Ignore Your Partner Day

Ignore your boyfriend/girlfriend all day without consequence

Tom: Hey, how are you?
Alisa: (says nothing)
Tom: Why are you ignoring me?
Alisa: Because it's National Ignore Your Partner Day.

by grayisthegoat June 7, 2024

My partner, Jesus

A bottom

My partner, Jesus, is a bottom

by PPAP_with_big_pp November 22, 2021

Self-partnered

Self description used by narcissistic people such as former or waning celebrities to gain public attention.

Emma Watson is known to call herself self-partnered to try to re-energize her fading fan base.

by Harry Potter Telling January 25, 2025

National "Twerk for your partner" day

April 8th is National Twerk for your partner day, where you must shake ass for your boyfriend or girlfriend

Bf: "Babe it's April 8th, so start shaking ass"

Gf: "Remember that you do it after, National Twerk for your Partner day is for guys and girls to both shake ass!"

Bf: "Bet"

Guys and girls both must shake ass on National "Twerk for your partner" day

by Tobicqntmiss April 5, 2022

Pic Partner

Someone who is as horny as you, and wants to trade nudes late at night.

Oh that Alex girl is cute, maybe she should be my Pic Partner.
Austin is so fucking hot! I just want him to be my Pic Partner all night!

by PartnerOnTheRanch April 5, 2019

partneritis

the inflation of an attorneys ego, wants and needs when he or she has been promoted from an associate position to a partner at a law firm.

Alan the Attorney: "Hey Suzy, do I have an aisle seat for my flight?"

Suzy the Secretary: "I'm sure you do, but I will double check."

Alan the Attorney: "Yes, please do. If I don't have an aisle seat I'm going to just kill myself."

Suzy the Secretary (to her co-worker): "Alan has gotten such partneritis since his promotion! He says he'll kill himself if he doesn't get an aisle seat! Maybe I should just put him in the middle ..."

by Suzy the Secretary February 2, 2010

Partner

some person you date, marry and fuck daily and have a mega affair at work in front of your workers (your the ceo :) )make

*making out with ur partner in front of your workers*

Worker 1: Guys, we should go *leaves*
Worker 2: THE FUCK I AIN'T
Worker 3: *faints*
Worker 4: Damn *insert name* fainted good for them

* You finish making out*
*realizes You did that in front of the whole company*
You: oh fuck-

by roxie the dancey dance July 31, 2022