paramongia

Paramongia is the constant fear that some object or objects resemble an among us character, in most instances having red color.

Dude, I've been diagnosed with paramongia by my psychiatrist after beating the shit out of my red bin.

by Nem_ February 22, 2021

Paramount and pounce

When you're just trying to watch something on Paramount+ and someone just pounces on your ass.

"They invited me over to their dorm room to watch a movie, put something on Paramount, and then jumped all over me."

"They paramount and pounced me!"

by fbmtoo November 16, 2021

Gates Paradox

Any problem with a Microsoft computer system caused by an inadvertent reboot that can only be fixed for some reason by rebooting again.

My power went out and kicked my desktop. It was all messed up. I rebooted it and now it's clean. It's the fucking Gates Paradox.

by STPotter November 21, 2007

Cyber Paramour

A man or woman who engages in an illicit online affair with a married person. Cybersex may or may not be part of the exchange.

"He engaged a Cyber Paramour to take care of his hidden unmet needs while he was still married. They talked online several times a week."

by Mamahipster November 7, 2011

Samantha Paradox

The thought of oneself being less attractive then one truly is.

Jamal: Dude, why does she have such low self-esteem? She's a dime!

Griffin: Dude, the Samantha Paradox.

by Brbgonnagosmoke November 16, 2012

Fung Paradox

The Fung paradox stipulates that after coitus with a female, one must choose between recycling said female, or go on to the next potential sexual partner.

"Man, I don't know if I want to start seeing this female seriously"
"Have you heard about the Fung paradox? You need to choose between recycling or mingling"

by sexbomb174 October 14, 2017

Digiorno Paradox

If you get a box of DiGiorno for delivery, is it delivery or DiGiorno.

Hey guys have you heard of the DiGiorno paradox.

by Your_boy_54 June 2, 2018