Hunter's Paradox

The state whereby the resolution of a problem is impeded by the problem itself.

I can't figure out how to make the coffee machine work because I haven't had a coffee yet! Damn you, Hunter's Paradox!

by ratinox August 19, 2010

crazy hot paradox

Originating in the show Workaholics, when a girl is extremely attractive to the point where actions or comments that are crazy seem funny or quirky due to the hotness of the female.

Male 1: My girlfriend is so funny man, just the other day she was acting like a tomato was her daughter

Mal 2: She wasn't pretending, you are just suffering from the crazy hot paradox

by bbcjb June 27, 2012

Kato Balance Paradox

The Kato Balance Paradox: A female companion must be smart and attractive and rank at least a 6 on the patented “thiccness” scale. Such a balance is so rare that it seems almost paradoxical. The alternative male type is much more easily satisfied (hot, rich, nba) giving a gay tinge.

Man that kid seems kinda gay. He’s always fantasizing about Paul George?

No, he’s just suffering from the Kato Balance Paradox.
True. And Paul George is kinda cute.

by ThePaloAltoPlug April 29, 2019

Love Shy Paradox

The Love Shy Paradox is when a person will actively proclaim their want to be in a relationship but will never actually ask someone out. Scientists have been baffled by this phenomenon for centuries.

Friend 1: “Idk why Aiden keeps complaining about not having a gf if he won’t try and talk to a girl”

Friend 2: “Its a classic case of the Love Shy Paradox”

by LemonBoy2 March 15, 2021

paradoxotaur

Mysterious creature that is said to exist only if you do not believe in it. But, if you do believe it exists than it doesn't. Tends to haunt students of logic and babies. Form unknown.

The scientists were baffled as to what the paradoxotaur could look like.

by Neoshadow November 15, 2007

paradox

Read below.

The below statement is false.
The above statement is true.

by Mr. Obvious April 12, 2004

paradoxical phramacology

Administering drugs that will make the symptoms only worse, so that the body can be well-prepared to battle the on-set of disease next time!
Weird...innit?

Doctors gave a weird name 'invert agonists' for those who go through this kind of new therapy called paradoxical phramacology! Go figure!

by hammer---;, hytham April 22, 2007