fuck pad

The place where you have sex, usually a bed or futon.

Man last night i nailed this chick on my fuck pad.

by nsurb March 3, 2007

I-Pad

The satin black mask that you strap to your head at night to keep the light out.

"I hate it when light comes in the window and wakes me up each morning!" "Yeah, me too, that's why I always carry my I-Pad..."

by tadpole0763 April 17, 2010

Vag Pad

An building commonly a residential dwelling containing predominantly female occupants.

This vag pad is rockin' there are smokin' girls everywhere!

by Miss Nic August 18, 2010

Marxy Pad

The thin barried of fluf and misdirected spin that allows for conservatives to lable everything they don’t like as socialism.

“Ug, all I said was that welfare is needed by some people and Bob fucking put on his Marxy Pad and called me Hitler”

by EvilDave76 June 17, 2011

set up the launch pad

to place T.P. on the seat in a public restroom before crapping.

Dude, I had to crap so bad that I almost didn't have enuogh time to set up the launch pad

by Orren Jensen January 14, 2008

Billo-pad

Pad used by men who rage, such as Bill O’reilly. Used primarily during their menstrual cycle.

Bill: IF YOUR WORKING FOR THEM YOUR PART OF IT.
Sam: So do you want everybody to quit.
Bill: Yeah, I WOULD I WOULD
Janice: <excuses> there is a big difference.
Bill: NO YOUR WRONG. <RAGE PERSUES >
Sam: Well one of these days.
Bill: I got to go. I need to calm down.
Sam: But..
Bill: I NEED TO CALM DOWN, I NEED A DRINK. I NEED TO CHANGE MY BILLO-PAD!

“Man, my Boss has been O'reillying all day, he needs to change out his billo-pad.

by Joe Mantis June 12, 2008

mad pad

sanitary napkin, maxi pad

I use a mad pad when it's that time of the month.

by themiss2001 March 13, 2011