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pregious 

Anthony and Sam from the K
Look at those pregious gentlemen up at the front desk..
pregious by AntSam February 9, 2022

PIA(Previous Intimate Associate) 

An individual of an opposite sex who you used to associate Intimately. Never dated actually but now cut ties . So no more bootycalls or Dickappointments
Yo Payton I cut ties with my PIA (Previous Intimate Associate) last night

She a thot.PIA(Previous Intimate Associate)

Previously Owned 

A derogative title given when a person is killed twice by the same opponent in any sort of Deathmatch or Fast Paced Game. Can be spelt in the manner given or modified with any number of l33t substitutions.
j00 jus bin Prevoiusly Owned, n00b

p33ps kant Previously pwn3d me

I > Pr3\/0151Y 0wnz0r3c| N|_|bbington
Previously Owned by Eric Alexander November 20, 2003

pwecious 

1. A horrible, horrible mispronunciation of the word "precious". Often used by delusional cat owners who don't realize the inferiority of there pets.
"pookie really is pwecious though, isn't she.."
pwecious by Chris Maugh March 1, 2004

preciosamomentophilia 

Fixation on ceramic figurines, sometimes sexual in nature
Moe: I think she's kinda kinky--a real case of preciosamomentophilia.
Joe: Why?
Moe: She's got ceramic figurines all over, and some of them are in sexual posed!

Preciouss 

A deeply religious blind sheep which is forbidden to read Harry Potter for it is blashpemy. It is constanly lead by the icy cold hand of the Christian church towards the slaughter house of the afterlife. Performs all of its Satanic worship at Wallmart and screeches at the merest hint of humor. Stupid, blind, stuborn, and fat, it takes offense lightly unless you insult its "savior" Jesus. It mates with itself through a complicated breeding process involving oral spawning and a strance form of a porous occular mucus. New borns usualy hatch out of the sticky membrane is about 2 weeks, screeching for fatty foods which is provided by the parent which allowes itslef to be devoured by the hideous offspring.
Is that a Preciouss? Hit the dirt!!! Whip out the M16s!!! Its gonna charge!!!
(A few hours of blood curling cries and battle roars) *All is still. Dust is in the air. As its sets, the morning sun reveales the silluette of the victor. The Preciouss stands alone, surrounded by the cadavers of enemies, still clutching their weapons in rigor mortis. Its tusks are stained with blood, its fat revealed by deep flesh wounds, yet the fact stayes immoved: the Preciouss is victorious, yet again.*