Preciouss

A deeply religious blind sheep which is forbidden to read Harry Potter for it is blashpemy. It is constanly lead by the icy cold hand of the Christian church towards the slaughter house of the afterlife. Performs all of its Satanic worship at Wallmart and screeches at the merest hint of humor. Stupid, blind, stuborn, and fat, it takes offense lightly unless you insult its "savior" Jesus. It mates with itself through a complicated breeding process involving oral spawning and a strance form of a porous occular mucus. New borns usualy hatch out of the sticky membrane is about 2 weeks, screeching for fatty foods which is provided by the parent which allowes itslef to be devoured by the hideous offspring.

Is that a Preciouss? Hit the dirt!!! Whip out the M16s!!! Its gonna charge!!!
(A few hours of blood curling cries and battle roars) *All is still. Dust is in the air. As its sets, the morning sun reveales the silluette of the victor. The Preciouss stands alone, surrounded by the cadavers of enemies, still clutching their weapons in rigor mortis. Its tusks are stained with blood, its fat revealed by deep flesh wounds, yet the fact stayes immoved: the Preciouss is victorious, yet again.*

by Alexander Poniz / Jake Jackson February 29, 2004

Flag

Get the Preciouss mug.

precious cinnamon roll

Someone who is too cute and innocent for this world and should be protected from this world

Yarn man is a precious cinnamon roll

by INEEDAUNSERNAMENAOW June 23, 2015

Flag

Get the precious cinnamon roll mug.

Related Words

Preciouss • precious • Preciouser • precious baby • precious bean • Precious Cargo • Precioush • preciousmetal • Precious Unicorn • preciouses

Edge of The Precious

What one says when they creepily want to peek down your pants to see the top of your vagina.

Then Taran told me to “Show him the Edge of The Precious”.

by Edge of The Precious January 22, 2020

Flag

Get the Edge of The Precious mug.

Precious

Somone who is very uniqe and sweet, she is someone you can trust, shes is someone you can count on when you arent feeling your best. She is someone who is always smiling and laughing, so when you are around her there's never a dull moment. She has many goals and dreams so stick by her and help her succeed... SO BELIEVE IN HER! She is someone who wont give up on you so dont give up on her. When you know a Precious dont let go of her because once you see you have you wont find another one like her.

How did i get so lucky with Precious

by ssillywwilly-101 October 15, 2016

Flag

Get the Precious mug.

preciousmetal

The love relationship of Gold and Silver.
Gold and Silver are the 2 male characters in the Pokemon region Johto. They come from Pokemon Special manga.
Also known as preciousmetalshipping or huntershipping

Fangirl1: What's your favourite Pokemon Special shipping?
Fangirl2: Preciousmetal shipping!
Fangirl1: OMG ME TOO!

by ignoreme July 25, 2012

Flag