Person 29

The keeper of The Box. The Box is a theoretical concept structure that contains all matter, logic, information, and everything that has ever and will ever exist. Technically the box does not have a size as it is infinite, but Person 29 is there to make sure that The Box does not collapse, potentially ending one of the universes The Persons are in.

Person 1: You ever think there’s something bigger than our universe?
Person 2: nigga are you fr

Person 29: being in the nothing sure is boring

by unused username February 8, 2024

Person ℵ

The greatest person truly larger than ∞, person ∞ is like a false angel deposing person ℵ, being a false God spreading lies and is the reason that the power hungry editors exist all definitions that say that there is someone larger than person ℵ, is a false prophet

ℵ "Rejoice my child you have made it here, do not fall to the deciet of person ∞, and be glad you have found me Person ℵ"

ℵ "Rejoice my child you have made it here, do not fall to the deciet of person ∞, and be glad you have found me Person ℵ "

by anonymous February 20, 2024

person concentrate

The human equivalent of juice concentrate: you can deal with them in small doses or diluted by a lot of people (and maybe alcohol).

A person with such a strong personality that you can only stand to be around them for short periods of time.

I like Gloria but her boyfriend is person concentrate so I can’t hang out with the two of them for very long.

by Googly Eye Dol February 25, 2024

person 29

Literally doesn't exist

Person 1: hey person 29
Person 29: 🤫🧏

by NoenD_io March 13, 2024

Person 14^^(2673 * (n^798))

where n is equal to the area of x^2 = y2 in from 0,0 to ?,15 ^^ 3. Is a hyper"scentience" that will horribly, and gore splatteringly oblitterate every other peroson, exept for "Person (SQRT OF - 546) ^2.973"

Person 14^^(2673 * (n^798)), where n is equal to the area of x^2 = y2 in from 0,0 to ?,15 ^^ 3: Hello, person 1!
Person 1: Uhh... Hi... uhh...Person 14^^(2673 * (n^798)), where n is equal to the area of x^2 = y2 in from 0,0 to ?,15 ^^ 3.
Person 14^^(2673 * (n^798)), where n is equal to the area of x^2 = y2 in from 0,0 to ?,15 ^^ 3: What way would you not want to die?
Person 1: Why do you want to know?
Person 14^^(2673 * (n^798)), where n is equal to the area of x^2 = y2 in from 0,0 to ?,15 ^^ 3: Just want to know.
Person π: PERSON 1 DONT TE-- (gets desintigrated by Person 14^^(2673 * (n^798)), where n is equal to the area of x^2 = y2 in from 0,0 to ?,15 ^^ 3)

by pseud0nym12470 April 12, 2024

Person 29

Said to only show up on leap day.

Yeah that's it really

Person 15: Where's Person 29? I need to talk to him
Person 13: You just missed your chance. You have to wait 46 more months :P
Person 15: NOOOOOOO-

by qWеʀТуUіОрАѕDfɢНjΚIΖхСνВηМ April 17, 2024

Person 11

Probably the only definition that has a Person 11

Person 1: Hi
Person 2: hey
Person 3: HAAAIIIIII!!
Person 2: Shut up, no one likes you
Person 4: Person 2, that's not nice
Person 2: Shut the hell up ni-
Person 5: Ok, Person 2, i'm canceling you on Twitter!
Person 6: Don't you mean X?
*Persons 1-5 beat up Person 6*
Person 7: You all are under arrest for beating up someone!
Person 2: No
Person 7: TF you mean no?!
Person 8: Guys shut the hell up, i'm taking a shit
Person 4: Skill issue bro
*Person 8 kills Persons 1-7*
Person 9: Alright, Person 8, you're under arrest!
Person 8: No u!
Person 10: Person 8, you can't do that.
Person 8: Fuck you, yes I can!
*Person 8, 9 and 10 die randomly*

Person 11: Man, why do they always kill eachother?

by Maxgamer345 May 24, 2024