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Dont invite GodJustSaidSike#3014 to our bw oral session
by TandemMC September 5, 2021
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taco oral

Performing oral on a taco as if it were a cock.
Aww man the taco and I had fun last night doing taco oral.
by Iwantaspankin January 23, 2017
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oral compass

The means in which someone deceptively talks their way out of getting into any serious trouble for something wrong that they did. It is the inner lying ability that guides them to safety and it is not to be confused with the immoral compass.
Marco: Did you hear about Gabe? Last night at the party, he got caught in a closet with Misty by her boyfriend, Steel.
Paulo: Nightmare! Is he hospitalized? Or in the morgue? Steel is all 'roided out these days.
Marco: Nope. He's fine. He used his oral compass to talk himself to safety. He said they were looking for glowworms.
Paulo: Well, Steel is pretty dumb.
by von groovy June 11, 2017
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oral history

Da timeline detailing your various "suckcesses" with a number of fellow humans.
With her lovely enticing looks and such huge juicy smoochy lips, I'll bet you dat Monica Blewinsky has a much more extensive oral history than just dat one highly-publicized fling with dat crooked-cocked Prez back in da '90's!
by QuacksO June 6, 2019
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Oral Stranger

When you pack your mouth full of Orajel to cause your mouth to be numb before bending over and sucking your own dick. This way it feels like someone else is sucking your own dick due to your mouth having no feeling.
Larry what you doing with so many tubes of Orajel? Be quiet Jeremy, this is going to be great! Once my mouth gets numb I can suck my own dick for hours with an oral stranger
by I Am The Ferrett January 9, 2020
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Ear Oral

The action of slurping, licking or sucking in someone’s ear with ones tongue
Hey wanna try ear oral,
Oh yes please slurp that baby up
by Beangang69 June 30, 2019
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Oral Jackhammer

When your partner lays on their back on the edge of a bed with their face up. They perform oral sex in a vertical motion while you “jackhammer” their face holding their wrists as handles. The “jackhammer” also makes the sounds “Dadadadadada” as to replicate a jackhammer sound.
Kathy, if you don’t shut your mouth I’m going to give you an oral jackhammer!”
by Sexual Auditor November 8, 2017
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