Floral oral

When you put a flower in a girl's anus, and then eat her out from behind.

My girl and I tried floral oral last night, all I could smell was lavender!

by Tandager June 20, 2022

Oral Penguin

The act of getting/receiving oral whilst playing club penguin.

Tucker- Zack you're retarded!
Zack- At least I get all the oral penguin.

by Not Zack August 09, 2016

oral history

Da timeline detailing your various "suckcesses" with a number of fellow humans.

With her lovely enticing looks and such huge juicy smoochy lips, I'll bet you dat Monica Blewinsky has a much more extensive oral history than just dat one highly-publicized fling with dat crooked-cocked Prez back in da '90's!

by QuacksO June 06, 2019

no oral october

Like no nut November and no simp September you can not do oral sex for the whole month so you pp succers can have a long deserved break.

Male 1: Oi dude what month is it?
Male 2: I think it's October
Male 1: Oh god no
Male 2: what's wrong dude?
Male 1: It's no oral october

by I wasn't the imposter October 02, 2020

Oral Dick

someone who is a good person but often says stupid things; puts their foot in their mouth.

I really like Sally but sometimes she really offends me. She is an oral dick.

by nucciano March 05, 2021

Oral Shitposting

The speaking equivalent of shitposting.
Basically saying something stupid completely unrelated to the current topic of discussion for the sake of saying it. Also can be saying something retarded, stupid, or off topic to simply piss everyone off.

Saying something that stupid isn’t funny. That’s oral shitposting.

by Nibtard January 20, 2019

Oral Centipede

When a group of 3 or more arrange themselves in boy girl formation and perform and or receive oral sex on each other restulting in a centipede of sexual pleasure.

"Did you hear about Tim and Dave last night!? They lost their oral virginity to 2 prostitutes by performing the oral centipede!"

by lionskin December 30, 2011