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deuce shoes

Shoes worn only when one drops a deuce in an office bathroom so co-workers do not recognize who occupies the stall
I put on my deuce shoes so the boss wouldn't talk to me while I was taking a crap.
by HogieSTL July 7, 2008
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Shoe Strap

If you are keeping something shoe strap it means to keep something down pact and under control.
Larry keep your gerbil shoe strap or else buddy finna die...
by PenetratedHotDog December 30, 2018
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Shrub shoes

The pair of shoes you take to a wedding and hide in the shrubs before the ceremony, to put on when the dancing kicks in !
Honey do you remember which shrub I put the shrub shoes in ?

It’s dancing time .. time to get the shrub shoes !
by Kaldrow July 9, 2019
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Eat the shoe

When you eat the shoe you have done something cool, something unexpected, or you were just being a stand up guy. If someone is starting to vibe with you or they did something they didn’t want to with a good attitude, they ate the shoe.

ex. My friend stayed at school to help me with the test, he ate the shoe.

Another way to say push’in p but can utilized with more variety describing where the shoes is.

ex. She finally said something to me after 2 weeks of working together, she’s starting to eat the shoe.
ex. He didn’t eat the shoe because he lied behind my back

ex. I wasn’t able to master that skating trick today, I couldn’t swallow the shoe, I give up.
ex. Bro is going try hard mode on that game, he’s just chewing on that shoe.
by oliviawhoopwhoop February 18, 2022
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wonky shoes

wonky shoes is something you say when you and ur partner are making inappropriate jokes/innuendoes to each other and want to act like you’re attracted to it lmao.
Ricardo: “I have to put my pencil in my bag because class is almost over.”

Jackie: “you could put your pencil in my bag.”

Jackie and Ricardo: “wonky shoes”(said very drawn out)
by hotgirlfriendofcole May 5, 2022
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shoe shot

"Shoe shot" - to consume a shot of your favorite alcoholic beverage by drinking it out of a shoe (usually a woman's). Variations include a "Choo shot", where the shot is consumed out of a Jimmy Choo and a "luge shot" where it is consumed by pouring the shot down an open-toed shoe directly into the mouth.
At that last company retreat, Bob was totally out of control - he did a Choo shot and a luge shot with Kristin and a shoe shot with Wendy! Talk about a foot fetish!
by Thirsty Lawyer July 9, 2014
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Dick in a shoe

Someone who is holding out on information that you want to know
"Hey Joey, stop being a dick in a shoe and tell us who you were banging last night then."
by macdaddyyodaddy December 13, 2014
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