kneeing a loaf

To take a shit. Originates in South Yorkshire, but heard in North of England more widely.

"Sorry I couldn't take your call, but I was halfway through kneeing a loaf and couldn't get to the phone."

by Dr. Phil O'Boogie January 5, 2009

birthing a loaf

Taking a MASSIVE dump.

Tristin: Oh man I just birthed a HUGE fucking loaf... You might not want to go in there for a while.
Jakkq: Why the hell were you birthing a loaf in my bathroom, dude?! How big?
Tristin: So big, there's not even a measurement for it.

by Dextiu May 11, 2014

Dirty Loaf

The act of offering someone a sandwhich and instead of using butter use the piece makers own ejaculate

I made my mum a sandwhich last night from that dirty loaf

by BeastaaH January 9, 2011

douche loaf

More than just a slice of douche.

Person 1: Man, that guy is such a douche loaf.
Person 2: Yeah, he's more than just a slice of douche.

by DrOctagonapus February 4, 2010

Loaf Bread

When a girl is getting tit fucked while the guys dick is cover in bread crumbs.

Guy 1- "Man, last night, I was really loaf breading this chick hard, you should really try it."

Guy 2- "The fuck is loaf breading

Guy 1- "Oh its when you're titty fucking this chick hard with bread crumbs over your dick."

Guy 2- ".....Dude, your food fetish really freaks me out."

by Mr.Endurance April 23, 2014

trimming a loaf

excreting the fecal matter inside the colon loaf by loaf as in comparison to a loaf of bread. "plop, plop, plop" until you've vanquished all the hell inside of you.

"Hey John Doe, wanna come to the movies with us? " Ok, but wait a second I'm trimming a loaf...."

by crapking79 April 29, 2010

Loafing Down

Shitting; Pinching a loaf; Dropping Off the Cosby Kids

P-Phat was loafing down in Austin!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2008