"Sorry I couldn't take your call, but I was halfway through kneeing a loaf and couldn't get to the phone."
by Dr. Phil O'Boogie November 08, 2007
The act of offering someone a sandwhich and instead of using butter use the piece makers own ejaculate
by BeastaaH January 09, 2011
by LilbiotchS May 19, 2017
Person 1: Man, that guy is such a douche loaf.
Person 2: Yeah, he's more than just a slice of douche.
Person 2: Yeah, he's more than just a slice of douche.
by DrOctagonapus February 05, 2010
Tristin: Oh man I just birthed a HUGE fucking loaf... You might not want to go in there for a while.
Jakkq: Why the hell were you birthing a loaf in my bathroom, dude?! How big?
Tristin: So big, there's not even a measurement for it.
Jakkq: Why the hell were you birthing a loaf in my bathroom, dude?! How big?
Tristin: So big, there's not even a measurement for it.
by Dextiu March 29, 2014
Jim: "Dude, I just soaked the loaf so hard last night."
Danny: "Bro, what does soak the loaf even mean?"
Jim: "Dude, you've never soaked your loafs before? Oh man, let me show you."
Jim: *Proceeds to soak a loaf*
Danny: "Jim, what the fuck man."
Danny: "Bro, what does soak the loaf even mean?"
Jim: "Dude, you've never soaked your loafs before? Oh man, let me show you."
Jim: *Proceeds to soak a loaf*
Danny: "Jim, what the fuck man."
by YouKnowWhoC; December 28, 2017
P-Phat was loafing down in Austin!
by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2008