I met up with Dirty Mike and the Boyz and we had a bench clearing brawl!!
by Justthisonce4321234 October 23, 2015
Someone hogging the bench unnecessarily that you intended to sit on. Paticularly if you were gonna snog on it.
"Jade, lift your fat arse and stop being a bench hog!" Yelled Becky in eager anticipation to sit down and make out with her boyfriend.
"No chance. You'll be hogging the bench then, while I play goose!" Jade replied good-naturedly.
"No chance. You'll be hogging the bench then, while I play goose!" Jade replied good-naturedly.
by Sarah666 August 15, 2007
GM 1: Yo what happened while I was locked, I heard * thought he was on badness
GM 2: Yeah bro we wet him up and now he’s benched
GM 2: Yeah bro we wet him up and now he’s benched
by Lawabidingcivillian June 27, 2024
by lalaland045 March 04, 2024
To bench someone is to shift them with one person sitting on top of the other on while they sit on a bench
by Lolsuckmydick June 07, 2021
The bench at any park where your parents force you to sit with the little shit you want to be the furthest away from because they won't stop getting into fights with you.
But moooooom, he won't stop throwing rocks at me and calling me stupid!
Hush! You and Jimmy are gonna sit at the buddy bench and get along, or I'm grounding you!
Hush! You and Jimmy are gonna sit at the buddy bench and get along, or I'm grounding you!
by Word Lookerupper August 21, 2022