bake a ham

to bake a ham is to take a shit, one of the big hard ones that plop when it hits the water!

pardon me, folks, i gots ta go bake a ham!

by "Big Steve" Call March 10, 2008

Bake and Flake

To smoke someone's weed or be smoked out, and leave right after

"Where'd Jake go? I thought you guys said you were gonna blaze?"

"We did, but then he pulled a Bake and Flake"

by Bryan Sanson January 25, 2008

baked apple

A baked apple is a pipe (used for marijuana) made from an apple.

I made a baked apple because I forgot my bong at home.

by Necro-File March 20, 2005

bake out

Smoking marijuna in a closed area.

lets go bake out your moms car!

by Dustin January 10, 2003

Half baked

Something that is not good enough to be categorized as the real deal.

A half baked meal is barely edible. A half baked friend leaves a lot to be desired from the friendship. Half baked person is incompetent and is barely good enough to serve a meanful purpose.

by Sundayword August 20, 2009

baked potato

The gayest gay act

"That guy likes the baked potato"

by Jordan May 11, 2004

Baked Ziti

When a man with a small penis, gets sloppy-seconds on a roughed-up asshole that has already been ejaculated into. When he pulls out, his cock will be covered in blood, jizz and shit resembling baked ziti. (The blood being the sauce, the jizz being the cheese, and the shit being the burnt charr from baking.)

Hey Tony, I can't get the smell of last night's baked ziti off my small cock.

by step-sister fister November 5, 2010