A person who, over the Internet, thinks they're smarter than everyone else.
She is no stranger to trolling, flaming, or annoyance over the net.
She will demand that you use correct grammar, and, if you don't, assume that you're from a third-world country with access to a computer because you raided some up-scale environment.
She is no stranger to trolling, flaming, or annoyance over the net.
She will demand that you use correct grammar, and, if you don't, assume that you're from a third-world country with access to a computer because you raided some up-scale environment.
reg. tired dude: man me to....
net genius: hey, excuse me, but can you please say "too" instead of "to" when using as an adverb. Also, don't forget to use a comma before man; remember you're calling that person "man".
reg. tired dude: stfu... it's the internet! I have a degree, two published books, an upscale apartment, trophy wife, and three redundant white women for oral entertainment, BITCH!
net genius: hey, excuse me, but can you please say "too" instead of "to" when using as an adverb. Also, don't forget to use a comma before man; remember you're calling that person "man".
reg. tired dude: stfu... it's the internet! I have a degree, two published books, an upscale apartment, trophy wife, and three redundant white women for oral entertainment, BITCH!
by netgeniuswannabe May 23, 2010
Get the Net Geniusmug. online14: Shut up your an idiot.
online31: I will kill you man i swear.
online14: your just net warrior man. you wont do anything
online31: I will kill you man i swear.
online14: your just net warrior man. you wont do anything
by Cubis_Max October 16, 2009
Get the Net Warriormug. Hardest kind of shot to take in rocket league. It is when the opponents net is wide open, it is said it is nearly impossible to hit those.
Jeff:Ayo hit that open net
*NICE SHOT
NICE SHOT
NICE SHOT
CHAT DISABLED*
Kyle: My controller died i swear i had that one.
*NICE SHOT
NICE SHOT
NICE SHOT
CHAT DISABLED*
Kyle: My controller died i swear i had that one.
by Epicgamer_rl May 15, 2022
Get the Open netmug. Exaggerated/Sarcastic anger expressed merely online caused by something seen on the internet.
Individuals who experience Net Upset generally forget about the occurrence as soon as they are distracted by something else.
Individuals who experience Net Upset generally forget about the occurrence as soon as they are distracted by something else.
“What a stupid riddle! Totally wasted two minutes of my life!”
“Relax ...it’s no big deal.”
“It’s ok, im just Net Upset”
“Relax ...it’s no big deal.”
“It’s ok, im just Net Upset”
by Silverspring December 5, 2018
Get the Net Upsetmug. by Contrainduction June 19, 2022
Get the net nudgingmug. The nerd equivalent of street cred. It is essentially a person's trustworthiness (or 'cred' for 'credibility') as someone who knows what's up on the Internet. The fewer degrees of separation one has from the cradles of new developments - such as following the right accounts on Twitter, being there when the very first incarnation of a new meme-to-be ever got posted on an imageboard, etc. - the more net cred one has. Essentially: a qualitative measure of one's experience with or knowledge of the Internet as a community at large.
You got 10k followers on Twitter because of your cyber news channel on YouTube? Boy, I guess you must legit have a lot of net cred with quite a few of people then, huh?
by minagica November 29, 2015
Get the net credmug. A CEO or company employee that goes abroad to check on company assets. The factory that made your phone had suicide nets. We like to call them brake time mega trampolines.
by iriegypsy November 6, 2014
Get the net testermug.