When you blow your load between a chubby woman’s fat rolls then slide them around to spread out the jizz.
by Bradishx August 30, 2023
When you have no personality, character, or any redeeming qualities, you need to peacock to attract mates. When you don't the money to peacock, you shop the Urban Clearance Sales, where urbanites perform a smash-and-grab, that is to break into a store and loot it's merchandise.
Urbanite 1: Hey man, I'm embarrassed to he seen with you. I heard there's gonna be an urban clearance sale at the prada store. Get yourself some new clothes.
Urbanite 2: Bet. I don't get enough in my welfare check to buy that stuff, and I am worthless trash and women won't even look at me... I'll be sure to check that sale out.
Urbanite 2: Bet. I don't get enough in my welfare check to buy that stuff, and I am worthless trash and women won't even look at me... I'll be sure to check that sale out.
by Dafydd y Cymro January 11, 2022
by rafael e Reyes January 23, 2019
(n) - A type of bake sale seen in Guatemala completely different from all other types of bake sales. Sometimes imported to the U.S.
by The Geographer January 04, 2005
The sudden disappearance of a sales opportunity. A dramatic reduction in a sales forecast, often leaving the sales person and their manager in an awkward spot.
Why did Jon get fired? The boss got rid of him once he found out that he got infected with the Evaporating Sales Virus. We're not sure if he was making the stuff up or if the economy got him.
by alienevil June 12, 2009
Hooker: Half of my money goes to my vaginal sales represenative!
Guy1: you mean your pimp?
Hooker: yes!
Guy1: you mean your pimp?
Hooker: yes!
by Mikeunlimited04 August 04, 2008
SLUTS. FAKE. NOT PREPS NO MATTER HOW HARD THEY TRY. these girls always have drama, they are constantly fighting about something stupid like who wasn't invited to the movie. they all think they are hot shit.
by Former student '05 May 04, 2005