oatos

oatos, a new circle shaped breakfast cereal

"oatos?"
"yes please"
"START UR DAY THE OATOS WAY, 4 THAT O SO OATOS FEELING."

by sketch April 19, 2005

oatmeal tsunami

The spreading of unwanted or wasted food from location to location within the house and automobile.

We found the cherrios in the backseat of the car, but it was too late. The oatmeal tsunami had hit the gargage and laundry room.

by Halfcourt February 19, 2008

Oatmeal Creme Pie

Receiving oral sex from someone while on the toilet, while you take a nasty dump, jizzing in the toilet, and taking the person by the back of their head and putting it in the toilet. Proceeding to then flush the toilet.

Dude, me and my boy gave maria's mom the biggest oatmeal creme pie last night.

by Cr@zy Edd!e January 4, 2010

oatmeal chili dick

the act of puking on a guys penis after blowing him

Rachel gave me an oatmeal chili dick last night.

by EmilyBlinks182 February 5, 2012

raisin oatmeal

the simple process of throwing up, then hooking up with a willing person

It is quite disgusting to wake up with a hangover and hear that you hooked up with someone who threw up 3 seconds before--in other words, you pulled a raisin oatmeal

by certainsurprise July 31, 2008

Oatmeal Man

Someone who has skin that has the consistency of oatmeal. See also Charlie and day-old oatmeal.

Charlie is the Oatmeal Man.

by My Hibachi April 18, 2006

Oatmeal party

Noun. 1. Clutter; mess; disarray. 2. Lots of people; esp. unorganized. 3. The act of eating oatmeal.

1. The attic was quite the oatmeal party from years of acquiring junk. 2. The court house lobby was a bit of an oatmeal party once the trial was over. 3. Mike and his brothers were having an oatmeal party in the kitchen.

by Auswild December 15, 2008