Monk/Nun Budget

The kind of budgets people will come up for you when they want you to move to an expensive town. The name comes from the fact that the people are only factoring in basic expenses such as rent, utilities, and maybe a car payment. This assumes that you live like a monk or nun, because they seem to figure that you never go out and eat very little or not at all.
I was duped into moving to that fancy resort town by being shown a budget that made it look like I could afford to live there. This was a true monk/nun budget because as soon as my car broke down I was out of luck.
by New English July 01, 2010
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nuns onion

cold as shit, freezing, bone chilling cold, caked with ice
Move the keg closer to the fire so it don't freeze, it's colder than a nuns onion out here!
by Big DDDDDD May 12, 2010
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aint did nun

Eric: so you’re not goin to apologize to her?
Mike: why? Aint did nun
by Teepee73 March 17, 2021
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scrut nun

Ligma scrut nun
Me scrut nun is stickyk
by Thebigdickenrgyfella January 21, 2019
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un nun nah

ur a fag and u havent a choice about it u re-tart
by the love bug May 04, 2003
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Flying Nun

When a girl's pussy kisses your eyeball, like a reverse teabag Her clit lands on your eye and takes off again
I was asleep and woke up with a clit on my eye! She gave me a Flying Nun!
by Mr Blawt November 03, 2023
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Flying Nun

When a female rapidly jumps on your dick as soon as your pants are off.
Bro 1: Did the gf miss you while you were away bro?
Bro 2: Bro, she ripped my pants off and did a flying nun as soon as I stepped in the door.
by DickButt-Jones January 21, 2018
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