Nun bashing

Rubbing a vaj jah jah till orgasm

She went and rubbed herself cause JJ Wick loves it when she does Nun bashing

by Jamesrugby October 09, 2023

Faster than a nun’s nugget

Really fast

My teeth are faster than a nun’s nugget

by Trunchbull1969 January 31, 2021

Monk/Nun Budget

The kind of budgets people will come up for you when they want you to move to an expensive town. The name comes from the fact that the people are only factoring in basic expenses such as rent, utilities, and maybe a car payment. This assumes that you live like a monk or nun, because they seem to figure that you never go out and eat very little or not at all.

I was duped into moving to that fancy resort town by being shown a budget that made it look like I could afford to live there. This was a true monk/nun budget because as soon as my car broke down I was out of luck.

by New English July 01, 2010

Nuns Twat

Something that is very tight in the figurative sense, ie a bunch of musicians that are so good that their performance is bang on the money.

I went to see a great band tonight, they were as tight as a Nuns twat.

by Phillip Shilton April 10, 2011

nun good

not good

crakhedkyle: have you heard the news?
stonersteve: what news?
crakhedkyle: friedfuckfred is getting a divorce

stonersteve: well thats just nun good

by shitshackshay September 09, 2020

sharp as a nuns chisel

When a chainsaws quite sharp according to ed

"how's the 66 looking Ed?"
"Oo yeah sharp as a nuns chisel she is"

by Nomadrush June 15, 2023

Whole bus full of nuns

An expression of exasperated confusion, being unable to explain logically the good fortune of one’s present circumstance by insinuating the performance of something karmically exceptional in a past life.

To get such a partner; so attractive, thoughtful, and who contributes so much, it must have been a whole bus full of nuns.

by lapis.yoga March 06, 2021